EVERYONE STOPPED WHEN SHE WALKED INTO THE ROOM 每个人已停止，当她走进房间

Isn't this the greatest thing 这不就是最伟大的事情

Everyone own up but nobody could touch her 每个人都拥有了，但没人能碰她

Isn't this the greatest thing 这不就是最伟大的事情

PUNCH THE CLOCK keep boxing clever PUNCH时钟保持拳击聪明

You'll be young enough for ever 你会足够年轻，直到永远

Isn't this the greatest thing 这不就是最伟大的事情

Isn't this THE GREATEST THING 这不是最伟大的事情

I heard some new confection 我听到一些新的甜点

Said we can't afford to feel affection 说我们不能去感受亲情

And it's the lastest thing 而且它是最新的东西

In and out of matrimony 进出婚姻

Never once removed the Sony 从来没有一次删除的索尼

'Cos it's a status thing 因为这是一个地位的事情

So girls like that above described 所以，这样的女孩子上述

Are not to be so easily bribed 不那么容易被收买

With a white frock and a ring 搭配白色上衣和环

PUNCH THE CLOCK and in time you'll get pulled apart PUNCH时钟和时间，你会得到拉开

IF YOU'RE MARRIED ON PAPER AND NOT IN YOUR HEART 如果你结了婚在纸上，不要在你的心里

But I won't be told that life with the one you love is sordid 但我不会被告知的生活与你爱的人是肮脏

Just because some authority says you can't afford it 仅仅因为某个权威说，你买不起

Since nights were long and days were olden 因为夜晚是漫长和天数为古时

Woman to man has been beholden 女人要男人一直感激

But since then times have been changing 但从那时起时代已经改变

She sends back HIS TRIBUTE OF A ROSE 她回送他的敬意一朵玫瑰

And says this ring is better suited for the nose 并说这个戒指是更适合的鼻

He's always fingering 他总是指法

I PUNCH THE CLOCK and it's OK í PUNCH时钟和它的确定

I KNOW A GIRL WHO TAKES MY BREATH AWAY 我认识一个女孩，把我的呼吸

And it's the greatest 而且它的最大

And it's the greatest thing 而且它是最伟大的事情