The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep 钢琴一直喝，我的领带是睡着了

And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak 而组合又回到纽约，点唱机必须采取泄漏

And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break 和地毯需要理发，而聚光灯看起来像一个越狱

And the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make 与电话机的出香烟，并在阳台上的化妆

And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking... 和钢琴一直喝，钢琴一直喝...

   

And the menus are all freezing, and the light man's blind in one eye 和菜单都结冰，和光人的一只眼睛失明

And he can't see out of the other 他看不到其他的了

And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother 和钢琴调谐器的得到了一个助听器，他表现出了与他的母亲

And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking 和钢琴一直喝，钢琴一直喝

As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast 由于保镖是一个相扑摔跤手奶油泡芙卡斯帕尔milktoast

And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post 和业主与智商精神侏儒一个篱笆桩

'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking... “事业的钢琴一直喝，钢琴一直喝...

   

And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter 而且你不能找到你的女服务员用盖革计数器

And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her 她讨厌你和你的朋友，你就没有她不能得到服务

And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire 与票房的流口水，酒吧凳着火

And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired 而报纸被愚弄和烟灰缸已经退休

'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking “事业的钢琴一直喝，钢琴一直喝

The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me 钢琴一直喝，不是我，不是我，不是我，不是我，不是我