[Wynn] [永利]

I was I, 我是我

You were you, 你是你，

And now we're only we. 而现在我们只有我们。

We are one 我们是一家人

Who were two, 谁是二，

Or we had better be. 或者大家最好。

   

[Jimmy] [麦]

"I now pronounce you man and wife" “我现在宣布你们成为夫妻”

Are magic words like "Open Sesame.'' 有魔法的话，如“芝麻开门”。 “

   

[Wynn] [永利]

But though they made you mine for life, 但是，尽管他们做了你我的生活，

They also made you think much less o' me. 他们还让你觉得更O我。

   

[Jimmy] [麦]

It only shows how little you know of it. 那只能说明你是如何知道一点的吧。

   

[Wynn] [永利]

I know a pair who made quite a go of it. 我认识一对谁做了它相当一展身手。

   

[Wynn] [永利]

He was a man who was very fond of, women. 他是一个人谁是非常喜欢的，女人。

She was a girl who was very fond of men. 她是一个女孩谁是非常喜欢的男人。

She had a taste for both corpulent and slim men. 她为肥胖和苗条的男人的味道。

He wouldn't look at a lady under ten. 他不会看一个女10下。

She went abroad just to find a man to marry. 她出国只是为了找个男人结婚。

He went abroad just to find himself a wife. 他出国只是为了找到自己的妻子。

She didn't want any Tom or Dick or Harry. 她不想任何汤姆和迪克和哈利。

He sought a mate who'd be true to him for life. 他寻求一个伴侣，谁知道是真的为他的生命。

She fell in love with the angle of his eyebrow. 她爱上了他的眉毛的角度。

He fell in love with the dimple on her knee. 他爱上了她的膝盖的酒窝。

And when they wed, 而当他们结婚，

He went around with other women 他到处和别的女人

And she went with other men. 和她同去的其他人。

And that is he and she! 那是他和她！

   

[Jimmy] [麦]

He always said, "I would like to have a daughter." 他总是说，“我想有一个女儿。 ”

She always said, "I would like to have a son." 她总是说， “我想有个儿子。 ”

She took to kids like a duckling takes to water. 她把对孩子像个丑小鸭需要浇水。

He always thought having babies would be fun. 他一直以为生孩子会很有趣。

He told her this on the very day he met her. 他告诉她，这对他遇见她的那一天。

She said, "The wish is the father to the sport." 她说：“愿望是父亲对这项运动。 ”

He bought a house, in the nursery he set her. 他买了一套房子，在他把她的幼儿园。

She helped the stork make his annual report. 她帮助鹳使他的年度报告。

He won renown as the father of a squadron. 他赢得了声誉作为一个中队的父亲。

She won awards for her prolificacy. 她赢得的奖项对她繁殖力。

And just because, 只是因为，

And just because they loved their children 而仅仅是因为他们爱自己的孩子

They got married after all. 他们得到了毕竟结婚。

And that is he and she! 那是他和她！

   

[Jimmy] [麦]

She was so pure as the snow before it's driven. 她是那么纯洁雪之前，它的驱动。

   

[Wynn] [永利]

He never smoked and he never touched a drop. 他从不吸烟，他从来没有碰过一滴。

   

[Jimmy] [麦]

When she said "Boo" she would ask to be forgiven. 当她说“嘘”，她会要求被原谅。

   

[Wynn] [永利]

When he would swim he would always wear the top, 当他会游泳，他总是穿顶，

   

[Jimmy] [麦]

She wore no rouge though she had a bad complexion. 她穿着没有胭脂，虽然她有一个坏的肤色。

   

[Wynn] [永利]

He always prayed ev'ry time he went to bed. 他总是祈祷着内心的每一次​​一次他上了床。

   

[Jimmy] [麦]

She was so kind that she hated vivisection, 她是那么善良，她讨厌活体解剖，

   

[Wynn] [永利]

He loved his ma and he swore he' d never wed, 他爱他的马，他发誓他倒是从来没有结婚，

   

[Jimmy] [麦]

She was so chaste that it made her very nervous, 她是如此的纯洁，这让她很紧张，

   

[Wynn] [永利]

He loved to go to the vicarage for tea. 他喜欢去牧师喝茶。

   

[Both] [全部]

And when they died, 而当他们死了，

And when they died and went to Heaven 而当他们死了，去了天堂

All the angels moved to Hell. 所有的天使搬到了地狱。

And that is he and she! 那是他和她！