If the butterfly courted the bee, 如果蝴蝶求婚的蜜蜂，

And the owl the porcupine; 和猫头鹰的豪猪;

If churches were built in the sea, 如果教堂都建在海边，

And three times one was nine; 三次一次是9 ;

If the pony rode his master, 如果小马骑着他的主人，

If the buttercups ate the cows, 如果毛茛吃牛，

If the cat had the dire disaster 如果猫有可怕的灾难

To be worried by the mouse; 通过鼠标担心;

If mama sold the baby 如果妈妈卖宝宝

To a gypsy for half a crown; 一个吉普赛半冠;

If a gentleman was a lady,- 如果一个绅士是一位小姐， -

The world would be Upside-Down! 这个世界是颠倒 - ！

If any or all of these wonders 如果这些奇迹的一部分或全部

Should ever come about, 如果真的来临有关，

I should not consider them blunders, 我不应该考虑他们的失误，

For I should be Inside-Out! 对于我应该是从内到外！