I was waitin' in Rosie's Restaurant. 我在等待着在Rosie的餐厅。

When the waiter came up and said "what do you want?" 当侍者走过来，说： “你想干什么？ ”

I looked at the menu and it looked so nice. 我看了看菜单，它看上去那么好。

Till he said, "let me give you some advice" 直到他说，“让我给你一些建议”

He said, "Spaghetti and potatoes got too much starch, 他说：“意大利面条和土豆了太多的淀粉，

Pork chops and sausage are bad for your heart. 猪排，香肠是坏你的心脏。

There's hormones in chicken and beef and veal. 有鸡肉，牛肉和小牛肉激素。

A bowl of ravioli is a dead man's meal. 一碗馄饨的是一个死人的饭。

Bread got preservatives, there's nitrites in ham. 面包有防腐剂，有亚硝酸盐的火腿。

Artificial coloring in jellies and jam. 人工色素的果冻和果酱。

Stay away from donuts, run away from pie. 远离油炸圈饼，从饼跑开。

Pepperoni pizza is a sure way to die. 香肠比萨是一种肯定的方式死去。

Sugar rots your teeth, makes you put on weight. 糖腐烂的牙齿，让你长胖。

Artificial sweetner's got cyclamates. 人工甜味剂的有甜蜜素。

Eggs got cholesterol, there's fat in cheese. 鸡蛋有胆固醇，有脂肪的奶酪。

Coffee ruins your kidneys and so does tea. 咖啡毁你的肾脏，所以没有茶。

Fish got mercury, red meat is poison. 鱼有汞，红色肉类是毒药。

Salt's gonna send your blood presure risin' 盐业公司会送你的血液调压RISIN “

Hot dogs and bologna got deadly red dyes. 热狗和博洛尼亚得到了致命的红色染料。

Vegetables and fruit are sprayed with pesticides. 蔬菜和水果都喷洒了农药。

So I said, "what can I eat that's gonna make me last?" 所以我说， “我有什么可以吃的那是要让我上？ ”

He said, "a small drink of water in a sterilized glass" 他说， “在无菌玻璃小饮之水”

Then he stopped and he thought for a minute. 然后，他停了下来，他想了一分钟。

He said "Never mind the water. There's carcinogenics in it" 他说：“没关系的水有它carcinogenics ”

So I got up from the table and walked out in the street. 所以，我从桌上起身走了出去在大街上。

Reliazing there was nothin' I could eat. Reliazing有没什么我可以吃。

I ain't eaten for a month and I'm feeling fine... 我是不是吃了一个月，我感觉很好...

"Cause he did not mention, beer, whiskey, women “因为他没有提到，啤酒，威士忌，女

and sweet red wine. 和甜红葡萄酒。