Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al 呵呵，这是一个故事“回合一个名为阿尔家伙

And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal 和他住在一个下水道与他的好朋友仓鼠

But the sanitation workers really didn't approve 但是，环卫工人真的没有批准

So he packed up his accordion and had to move 于是，他收拾起他的手风琴，只好动

To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree 在俄亥俄州一个城市，他住在树上

And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory 他在鼻减充血剂工厂工作

And he played on the company bowling team 和他演对公司保龄球队

And every single night he had a strange recurring dream 和每一个夜晚，他做了一个奇怪的梦反复出现

Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream 在那里，他穿着lederhose在酸奶增值税

But that's really not important to the story 但是，这真的不是故事的重要

   

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist 好了，就在下一年，他遇到了一个牙齿卫生员

With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm) 用锅铲纹在她的手臂（在她的手臂）

But he didn't keep in touch 但他没有保持联系

And he lost her number 和他失去了她的电话号码

Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm 然后，他给自己买了一个tator TOT农场工作

And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave 他度过了他生命的储蓄在错层洞穴

Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth) 二十英里低于地球表面（地球）

And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich 他真叫一个可能微调果冻豆和咸菜三明治

For what it's worth 对于它的价值

   

Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan 后来有一天，阿尔是在森林中尝试把自己晒黑

When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man 当他听到尖叫声折磨了一个有趣的小男人

He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free 他陷入了一个空头陷阱和Al让他自由

And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be 而他救出的家伙很感激的可能

And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV 而事实证明，他是在电视上大拍制片人

So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know 于是，他给了阿尔一份合同，那么，有什么知道

Now he's got his very own Weird Al show 现在，他得到了他自己的古怪的Al秀

   

[much unintelligible talking and yelling] [多不知所云的谈话，并大喊]