They called him Great Scott 他们称他为伟大的斯科特

Because he was great 因为他是伟大的

They called her Great Susan 他们叫她苏珊大

Cause she was his date 因为她是他的约会

She climbed in a box 她爬在一个盒子

He cut her in two 他两切她

And when he was through 而当他通过

She was just half a woman 她只是半个女人

   

And he'd tie her up 他会配合她

Set her on fire 从此踏上火

He'd douce her with oil 他会杜丝与她的油

The crowd would go wild 人群会去野外

She was always alright 她总是没事

At the end of the night 在晚上结束

But somehow she felt 但不知何故，她觉得

Like just half a woman 像刚才一半的女人

   

The show went the same way 该节目就以同样的方式

Year after year 一年又一年

He'd wave his magic wand 他会挥舞他的魔杖

She'd disappear 她会消失

One day she asked 有一天，她问

How did this come to be 这是怎么来是

Somewhere there must be more to me 地方必须有更多的给我

   

One day she left 有一天她离开了

   

She climbed through the stage 她爬上通过舞台

And into the trap door 进入陷阱门

Under the lion's cage 在狮子的笼子

And after a spell 和一个法术后，

He said what the hell 他说，什么是地狱

It was just as well 它是一样好

She was just half a woman 她只是半个女人