Now this is about a guy you might remember from high school 现在，这是关于一个男人，你可能还记得从高中

   

[Lynch:] Harmonica. [林奇： ]口琴。

[Teich:] [imitates harmonica] [特奇： ] [模仿口琴]

   

[Lynch:] More harmonica. [林奇： ]更多口琴。

[Teich:] [imitates harmonica] [特奇： ] [模仿口琴]

   

[Lynch:] [after a pause] Bassoon. [林奇： ] [暂停后]巴松管。

[Teich:] And you're a cocksucker. [特奇： ]而且你口交。

[Lynch:] Thank you. [林奇： ]谢谢。

   

[Lynch:] I got my 12-sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew. [林奇： ]我得到了我12面的骰子，我准备推出一个向导，我的小妖精船员。

My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement, bringin' Funyuns and Mountain Dew. 我的朋友们马上就要来了，以我妈的地下室， bringin Funyuns和激浪。

[Teich:] I got a big broadsword made outta cardboard, and the stereo's a-pumpin' Zeppelin [特奇： ]我有一个很大的腰刀制作失控纸板和立体的A给水站“齐柏林

[Lynch:] [in falsetto] Whole lotta love [林奇： ] [假声]整体Lotta爱

[Teich:] It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light, [特奇： ]这是晚上的那个时候，我们打开了黑色的光芒，

[Both:] Let the Dungeons and the Dragons begin IT'S D&D! [全部： ]让地下城与龙开始ITS的D＆D ！

[Teich:] Fightin' with the legends of yore. [特奇： ]格斗与昔日的传奇。

[Both:] IT'S D&D! [全部： ]这是D＆D的！

[Teich:] Never kissed a lady before. [特奇： ]以前从未亲吻一位女士。

[Lynch:] Nope. [林奇： ]不。

[Both:] Whoo! [全部： ]喔！

   

[Lynch:] Play us a little gui-tar, Teichy, come on. [林奇： ]播放我们一点贵，焦油， Teichy ，来吧。

[Teich:] [picks up a small guitar and, after a long pause, plucks one string] Did you see that? [特奇： ] [拿起一个小吉他，长时间的停顿后，拽着一根弦]你看到了吗？

[Lynch:] Yeah! [林奇： ]是啊！

   

[Lynch:] Now the Lord of the Rings, the Dark Crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool, [林奇： ]现在的​​魔戒，黑暗水晶的东西，我们用这些作为参考工具，

[Teich:] And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, WE'RE THE COOLEST KIDS IN THE SCHOOL! [特奇： ]当我们把我们的外衣，告诉术士笑话，我们在学校里最酷的孩子！

[Lynch:] [under his breath] No we're not. [林奇： ] [低声]不，我们不是。

[Teich:] [also under his breath] I know. [特奇： ] [还小声]我知道了。

[Lynch:] Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master; he's got hit points and charisma to lend, [林奇： ]现在特奇是一个真正的混蛋，但公平的城主;他有生命值和魅力放贷，

[Teich:] And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girl friend. [特奇： ]我排练在我的房间，或者我称之为龙墓，当我不在你与我的女朋友。

[Both:] It's D&D! [全部： ]这是D＆D的！

   

[Teich keeps singing, but Lynch stops short] [特奇一直唱歌，但是林奇站短]

[Lynch:] Oh hold on, I'm sorry, hold on one second. Dude, come on. [林奇： ]哦等一下，对不起，坚持一秒钟。哥们，加油。

[Teich:] What? [特奇： ]什么？

[Lynch:] Seriously! [林奇： ]说真的！

[Teich:] What? [特奇： ]什么？

[Lynch:] You got a fuckin' girlfriend? "Dungeon Master"? [林奇： ]你有一个该死的女朋友吗？ “地下城主” ？

[Teich:] Yeah, all right, I do, I have a girlfriend. I do! I have a girlfriend ... ahhhh, I don't have a girlfriend. [特奇： ]是啊，没事，我做的，我有一个女朋友。我做的！我有一个女朋友...哈，我没有女朋友。

   

[Both:] It's D&D! [全部： ]这是D＆D的！

[Lynch:] Summoning the demons of hell, [林奇： ]召唤地狱的恶魔，

[Both:] It's D&D! [全部： ]这是D＆D的！

[Teich:] When our shift ends at the Taco Bell. [特奇：当我们转向在塔可钟结束。

   

[Lynch's brother Drew comes onstage] [林奇的弟弟德鲁来到舞台上]

   

[Lynch:] Well, my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die? [林奇： ]嗯，我的中世纪的弟弟，还有一间屋子的另一种，你会在乎拿模一卷？

[Drew:] Now listen to my words, you guys are fucking nerds, I'd rather stick that sword in my eye! [德鲁： ]现在听我的话，你们都他妈的书呆子，我宁愿坚持认为剑在我的眼睛！

[Lynch:] Wow! [林奇： ]哇！

[Drew:] You're not a warrior strong! Your fucking wand is a bong! There's no such thing as a gnome or a sprite! [德鲁： ]你是不是一个强大的战士！你他妈的棒是奉！有没有这样的事，作为一个GNOME或精灵！

[Both:] We put a spell on thee! [全部： ]我们把一个咒语你！

[Drew:] [laughing] You guys are too much for me, ha ha ha ... [德鲁： ] [偷笑]你们是对我太重要了，哈哈哈......

[Both:] [after a long pause to glare at him] That's what your mama said last night. [全部： ] [长时间的停顿后，他怒视]这就是你的妈妈昨晚说。

[All:] It's D&D! [全部： ]这是D＆D的！

[Lynch:] Warriors who terrify [林奇： ]勇士谁恐吓

[All:] It's D&D! [全部： ]这是D＆D的！

   

[All:] Virgins till the day we-e-e-e-e-eeeee-AH [全部： ]处女，直到一天，我们-E- E-E -E- EEEEE -AH

[all freakiness ensues] [所有freakiness随之而来]

   

[Lynch:] 1, 2, FUCK YOU! [林奇： ] 1 ， 2 ， FUCK YOU ！

[All:] DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! [全部： ] DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE ！