This is a story I'll never forget 这是一个故事，我永远不会忘记

About the day my new car got hit 关于那天我的新车腹背受敌

It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick 它让我措手不及的原因，而是发生得如此快

When I heard the crash I got mad as hell 当我听到撞车我得到了忍无可忍

Cruising down the highway fast not slow 巡航在高速公路上快速不慢

Ninety miles an hour in my 5.0 九十英里，我的5.0小时

People waving at me cause they know who I am 人们在向我招手因为他们知道我是谁

Alpine stero blasting a jam 高山甾爆破卡纸

Put the top down said my girlfriend 把自上而下的说我的女友

Then my damn hat blew off in the wind 然后，我该死的帽子在风中吹散了

I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought 我得到了还挺生气的原因，而是我刚刚买了顶帽子

I shoulda put her out it was all her fault 没我早该把她出去那都是她的错

Day was friday date was ten 当天是星期五的日期是10

My girl was looking good on a strem 我的女孩一直在寻找好上的sTREM

She smacked my hand when I put it on her rear 她拍了拍我的手时，我把它放在她的后面

Said hit me again and I'll break your wrist 说着又打我，我就打断你的手腕

That day I dressed all in white 那天我穿着白色的全部

Takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night 羚牛我的女孩棕榈泉过夜

I was hoping I could find a short cut 我希望我能找到一个捷径

I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt 我累了，再加上我对我的屁股出现皮疹

There was this lady in a pinto coup 有这位女士的斑妙招

'bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop 布特90岁，我可以告诉的下垂

Driving off fast borderline insane 驾驶过的飞快交界疯狂

Glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane 玻璃这么厚不能留在她的车道

I swerved left then I swerved right í急转向左话，我向右急转

She was still tailgating me too damn tight 她还贴我太他妈紧

To the left lane I tried to switch 左边车道我试着切换

Then you saw my blinker bitch 然后你看到我的闪光灯婊子

   

We both pulled off on the side of the road 我们都在路边拉断

I was hot ready to explode 我是热的准备爆炸

The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose 唯一的破她的鼻子阻止我

Is I was 21 and she was 90 years old 是我21岁，她90岁

Then the police came turn the lights off 后来警察来关灯

The lady started cryin' and the cop got soft 这位女士开始哭泣，而警察有软

The cop said ah it'll be ok 那个警察说是啊，它会没事的

Wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe 满脸皱纹的老太婆看着就像一个charpe

I said wait what's going on cap' 我说等待是怎么回事帽“

Her car's fine my car is wrecked 她的车的优良我的车被击毁

Then I saw what happened in the crash 然后，我看到发生了什么在崩溃

Her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash 她的假牙出来了她的嘴，并陷入了几许

You hit me I didn't hit you 你打我，我没有打你

Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue 停止保持你的脖子小姐，你不能起诉

It's your fault you caused all this 这是你的错，你造成这一切

You saw my blinker bitch 你看到我的闪光灯婊子

   

Wednesday October the fourth 周三10月4日

That's when we got our day in court 这时候，我们得到了我们一天在法庭上

That lady destroyed my case 那小姐毁了我的情况下，

She came in a wheelchair and a neck brace 她来到轮椅和颈箍

I jumped up I said you must be jokin' 我跳起来，我说你一定要jokin “

Come on judge her neck ain't broken 来吧判断她的脖子不破

Well I'll be damned 嗯，我会被定罪

Wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand 满脸皱纹的老太婆在支架上开始哭泣

The balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground 该balif抓住我抨击我在地上

Judge said boy you'd better calm down 法官说，孩子，你最好冷静下来

Aren't you one of them damn rap singers 你不是其中一个该死的饶舌歌手

Yeah then I gave him the finger 是啊，然后我给他的手指

Judge held me in contempt of court 法官认为我藐视法庭

For givin' him the finger and things of that sort 为了得到安宁他那种手指和事

Anything to say before you're dismissed 说什么话你被解雇之前，

Just one you saw my blinker bitch 只有一个你看到我的闪光灯婊子