In the woods of Northern Michigan he made his home. 在密歇根州北部的森林里，他做了他的家。

Didn't ask much from the world, just wanted to be alone. 没有从世界向多，只是想一个人呆着。

And got his first real blade at thirteen—thats when it all began. 并得到了他的第一个真正的叶片在13 - 这就是当这一切开始了。

And soon the creatures of the forest called him "Whittlin' Man". 很快的森林生物称他为“ Whittlin ”人“ 。

   

Yeah, he whittled all day and he whittled all night, 是啊，他削成了一整天，他削弱了一夜，

He whittled, whittled, whittled everything in sight, 他削成，削成，在视线削成的一切，

He whittled on a stick, and he whittled on his shoe, 他削成一棒，他削弱了他的鞋，

And if you come too close, he gonna whittle you too! 如果你走得太近，他要去惠特尔你呢！

   

Keep a safe distance if you can, 保持安全距离，如果可以的话，

'Cause you're never safe around Whittlin' Man! 因为你永远围绕Whittlin安全的人！

   

Had a stump to sit on, had some wood, had his trusty knife. 有一个树桩坐，有一些木材，有他可信赖的刀。

Whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife. (Such a beautiful wife!) 削成了一套房子，一辆汽车，他削弱自己的妻子。 （这样一个美丽的妻子！ ）

Whittled out four kids, a swimming pool, and a big LearJet, 削成了四个孩子，一个游泳池和一个巨大的Learjet ，

And so he wouldn't miss Saved By the Bell, well, he whittled a TV set. 因此，他不会错过救了贝尔，那么，他削成一台电视机。

   

Yeah, he whittle if it's light, and he whittle if it's dark, 是啊，他大刀，如果是轻的，他消减，如果它的黑暗，

And if Noah was around, well he'd whittle him an ark. 如果挪亚身边，还有他会消减他的方舟。

He'd whittle somethin' new, and he'd whittle somethin' old, 他会消减事端新，而且他会消减事端的时候，

Whittle somethin' hot, and he'd whittle somethin' rather chilly. 惠特尔事端热了，他会消减事端相当寒冷。

   

Keep a safe distance if you can, 保持安全距离，如果可以的话，

'Cause you're never safe around Whittlin' Man! 因为你永远围绕Whittlin安全的人！

   

Break it down. 打破它。

   

Some say Whittlin' Man's a genius, still others say he's just dumb. 有人说Whittlin 人是个天才，还有人说他只是愚蠢的。

He whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers, and his left thumb. 他削成了一只脚，耳，三根手指，他的左手拇指。

Boy, is he dumb! 男孩，他是哑巴！

That won't stop him, no it won't! 这不会阻止他，没有也不会！

He'll whittle through thick and thin. 他会同甘共苦大刀。

Once he's whittled everything, 一旦他削成的一切，

He'll just whittle it all again! 他只会消减这一切了！

   

Yeah, he whittle if it's white, and he whittle if it's black, 是啊，他大刀，如果是白色的，而他大刀，如果它是黑色的，

And he whittle on a duck till the duck can't quack. 他对鸭子，直到鸭子惠特尔不能嘎嘎。

He whittle if it's dry, and he whittle if it's juicy, 惠特尔，他如果是干的，他消减，如果它是多汁，

Whittle on Desi and he whittle on Lucy. 惠特尔在德西和露西，他大刀。

Whittle JFK and he whittle Jackie O, 惠特尔肯尼迪和他消减杰奎琳，

Whittled on Larry and Curly and Moe, 削成拉里和卷毛和教育部，

And he whittle Frank Zappa and he whittle Tipper Gore, 他大刀弗兰克·扎帕和他消减自卸车戈尔，

Whittle, whittle, whittle, till he can't no more. 惠特尔，惠特尔，惠特尔，直到他不能没了。

Whittle Shamu and he whittle on Jaws! 惠特尔杀母和大白鲨，他大刀！

Whittle Easter Bunny and he whittle Santa Claus! 惠特尔复活节兔子和他大刀圣诞老人！

And he whittle, whittle, whittle, just as fast as he can 他大刀，大刀，大刀，一样快，他可以

Whittle till he's dead, he's... Whittlin' Man! 惠特尔，直到他死了，他是...... Whittlin “男人！