[Too $hort:] [太$园艺： ]

Ladies, listen up - this song is for you. 女士们，听好了 - 这首歌是给你的。

You know it's hard out there to find a dude, 你知道这是很难在那里找到一个纨绔子弟，

But The Lonely Island's got three top-notch brothers. 但孤独的岛有三个顶级的兄弟。

So sit back and listen while they compliment each other. 于是坐下来听，而他们互相恭维。

   

[Andy:] [安迪： ]

My man 'Kiv is the shit. 我的男人是Kiv的狗屎。

Dude is thoughtful as fuck, plus his body is ripped. 多德是体贴的他妈的，再加上他的身体被撕裂。

He's a good listener even when he's exhausted, 他是一个很好的倾听者，即使他用尽了，

And he's crazy hygienic, always brushing and flossing. 而且他的疯狂的卫生，经常刷牙和使用牙线。

   

But that ain't nothing compared to my main man Jorm', 但是，这并不是什么比我的主要人JORM ，

The most sensitive, caring dude I've ever known. 最敏感，关心他人的家伙我所知道的。

He's got that sweet smile, he's got that slow touch. 他有那甜美的笑容，他有这么慢的触摸。

What's the sweet smell? Oh shit, he cooked you brunch! 有什么香味？哦，妈，他熟，你早午餐！

   

[Jorma:] [约玛： ]

But hold up, my man Andy's got us both beat! 但抱起来，我的男人安迪把我们两个拍！

He makes a skinny margarita that's a wonderful treat. 他让一个瘦小的玛格丽塔酒，这是一个美妙的享受。

Plus caramel eyes that are hella disarming. 加上焦糖眼睛都海拉解除。

He ain't no fucking Prince - my man is King Charming. 他是不是没有他妈的王子 - 我的男人是迷人的国王。

   

[Andy:] [安迪： ]

Jor' you're far to kind, and speaking of kindness, 佐“你是远来样，并说恩情，

My man 'Kiv's been diagnosed with colorblindness. 我的男人“的Kiv的被诊断为色盲。

He loves all people, plus he's got the fat dick; 他爱所有的人，再加上他有胖家伙;

It's like a gold prick, all shiny and thick. 这就像一个金色刺，所有的光泽和厚。

   

[Too $hort:] [太$园艺： ]

When they pitched me this song, they were kinda vague. 当他们投了我这首歌，他们是有点模糊。

But I said "fuck it, I'm in" cause they said I'd get paid. 不过，我说：“他妈的，我在”的原因，他们说我会得到报酬。

One thing's for sure, these dudes are weird motherfuckers. 有一件事是肯定的，这些帅哥都奇怪怎么就。

So sit back and listen, watch 'em compliment each other. 所以，坐下来，听一听，看时间互相恭维。

   

[Akiva:] [阿齐瓦： ]

My man Jorm' fucks all night. 我的男人JORM 乱搞了一夜。

Call him Super Mario, cause he be laying the pipe. 叫他超级马里奥，因为他铺设管道。

He got the eye contact like only you in the room. 他得到了目光接触只喜欢你在房间里。

A modern-thinking man, he ain't afraid of a broom. 现代思维的人，他是不怕扫帚。

   

[Jorma:] [约玛： ]

Yo, you talking feminism? Andy loves that shit. 哟，你在说女权主义？刘德华爱的那些事。

Plus the femme fatales love him cause he's got good dick. 加上FEMME fatales爱他的事业他有很好的家伙。

And he's a giver: donates hella money to charity. 他是一个给予者：捐赠海拉钱给慈善机构。

He's also got a great sense of humooooooor - that's personality. 他也得到了humooooooor的伟大意义 - 这就是个性。

   

[Andy:] [安迪： ]

I hate to interrupt, but I gotta interject. 我讨厌打断，但我得插嘴。

'Kiv grinds his own espresso, has his own panini press. “ Kiv的研自己的咖啡，有他自己的帕尼尼出版社。

   

[Jorm:] [ JORM ： ]

'Kiv! So loyal when he makes his pack, “ Kiv的！当他让他的包，以便专一，

That he'll only think of you when he's jacking his dick. 他只会想你的时候，他的顶他的家伙。

   

[All:] [全部： ]

He's a shoulder to cry on when you're down in the dumps. 他是一个哭泣的肩膀，当你在转储下来。

He's an outfit to try on when you need a slam dunk. 他是一个装试试，当你需要一个扣篮上。

He's an extra stirring hand when you're making a soup. 他是一个额外的搅拌手，当你正在做一个汤。

Take a ride in his coupe, he makes you wanna shoop. 乘坐在他的跑车，他让你想咻。

   

[Too $hort:] [太$园艺： ]

I'm starting to suspect that these dudes are gay. 我开始怀疑这些帅哥是同性恋。

It's none of my business, they just born this way. 这不关我的事，他们只是这样诞生的。

I mean, how many times you gon' mention your homie's dick 我的意思是，你会去多少次， “别说你亲密的家伙

But still try to act like this song is for chicks? 但还是尽量像这首歌是小鸡？

So ladies be warned before you hop under the covers, 因此，女士们被警告过你被窝里跳之前，

They might be fucking you but they'll be thinking 'bout each other. 他们可能是他妈的你，但他们会想回合对方。

The compliments, bitch! 致意，婊子！