[Jorma:] [约玛： ]

Yea 是啊

This beat remind me of back in the day 这一掌提醒早在一天的我

Sunshine chillin 寒冷的阳光

Man, tell em about your perfect Saturday 男子告诉EM你完美的周六

   

[Jorm and Kiva:] [ JORM与基瓦：]

Woke up at ten, no worries at all 醒来十，无后顾之忧可言

Another sunny day in LA, that's how we roll 另一种阳光灿烂的日子在洛杉矶，这就是我们推出

Hit my homie J cause he rolls the blunts tight 打我的亲密Ĵ因为他卷紧减弱

Head's still spinnin from the freaks last night 头仍然从怪胎昨晚在旋转

   

Yea man, you know I got the sticky for sho 是啊男人，你知道我得到了粘在笑

And 5 females coming over at 4 和5名女性过来，在4

   

I'm a hop in the shower, clean my nuts 我在淋浴跳，清洁我的坚果

Throw on the polo sport to impress the stunts 扔在马球运动来打动绝技

   

Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors 罗林在充电器与自杀门

Top down cruising as I head to the store 自顶向下巡航我前往卖场

   

Jim has some brews, everything that we need 吉姆有一些啤酒，应有尽有，我们需要

Then back to the crib smoking indoor weed 然后回到婴儿床吸烟室内杂草

   

It's the perfect Saturday, there's knock on the door 这是完美的周六，还有的敲门

Man these girls are here early, it's a quarter to four 曼这些女孩来得早，这是一个三时四十五

   

Man, which of these freaks I'm a see in my bed 男人，这些怪人，我是一个看到我的床

Open the door and see my homie Ned 打开门，看到我亲密的斯内德

   

Oh hey guys, how's it going? 嘿伙计们，怎么样了？

(Wuddup Ned?) （ Wuddup斯内德？ ）

I got 911, need to use your head 我有911 ，需要用你的头

(That's a no can do, ooh your breath is all hit) （这是一个没有做不到的，哦你的呼吸是全部命中）

Yea, I know, now move, I gotta take a shit 是啊，我知道，现在动，我得把狗屎

(Now normally Ned, the bathroom was yours （现在通常斯内德，卫生间是你的

But we got those fine freaks coming over at 4) 但是，我们得到了这些精美的怪胎过来，在4 ）

Fine freaks?! Okay, new plan 精细怪胎？好吧，新的计划

I'll just hold it and let out small farts for the rest of the night 我就拿着它，让出小屁了后半夜

   

Okay Ned, thanks for stopping by 好了斯内德，感谢停止

(You're welcome) （别客气）

Seriously Ned, it was good to see you 认真斯内德，这是很高兴见到你

(I know) （我知道）

   

Listen, the freaks are gonna be here any minute 听我说，怪胎，因为我的是这里任何一分钟

We gotta get rid of this guy 我们得摆脱这个家伙

Hey dude, he's your friend, you should ask him to leave 嘿，伙计，他是你的朋友，你应该问他离开

Listen, if the freaks come here he cannot be here 听着，如果怪胎来这里，他不能在这里

Oh, God [fart noises] 哦，上帝啊[放屁的声音]

Shit! 妈的！

Ah, one second 嗯， 1秒

What time is it? 现在是几奌？

It's 4, it's them 这是4 ，这是他们

Who? The freaks? 谁？怪胎？

Yes, get Ned out 是的，得到了斯内德

   

Ned you gotta hop out the window 斯内德，你得跳窗外

But we're on the 5th floor, 但是我们在5楼，

Yes, move like endo 是的，像移动远藤

I'm not doing that 我不这样做，

Then hit the bathroom on the double 然后打了浴室的双

The dump's in my butt and your toilets are trouble 转储在我的屁股和你的厕所麻烦

Look, seriously I'll hold it 你看，认真我会拿着它

I've been in this situation literally hundreds of times 我已经在这种情况下数百次

Oh what the fuck? 哦，什么他妈的？

Oh no 哦，不

I'm gonna need to borrow some pants 我会需要借用一些裤子

No 无

   

Oh hey ladies 嘿女士

(Oh my God it smells like fuckin death in here) （噢，我的上帝，它闻起来像在这里他妈的死）

Hey freaks! 嘿怪胎！

(This place smells like shit) （这个地方闻起来像狗屎）

It was them 这是他们

We're out of here 我们离开这里

Becca wait 贝卡等待

Oh you guys blew it 哦，你们搞砸了

   

Well that's too bad but we ain't mad 嗯，这太糟糕了，但我们是不是疯了

No. In fact, we got something to show you 第事实上，我们得到的东西给你看

It's down this hallway, and open this door 它是沿着这条走廊上，并打开这扇门

(A surprise?) （惊喜？ ）

Yea man, something like that 是的人，这样的事情

So walk out front and don't look back 所以走出去前，不回头

(What's all this plastic? Were you painting last night?) （这是什么这一切塑料？是你画的最后一个晚上？ ）

Don't worry about it, just walk towards the light 不要担心，只需步行走向光明

(It sure is pretty) （这肯定是相当）

Yea, sure is 是啊，肯定的是

Close your eyes Ned 闭上你的眼睛斯内德

(You're my only friends) （你是我唯一的朋友）

[Gunshot] [枪击]

   

[Kiva:] [基瓦： ]

Yea, motherfuckers 是啊，怎么就

You already think you were gonna get out of this without a fart joke did you? 你已经认为你会摆脱这种无屁笑话吧？

You wack motherfuckers 你怎么就怪人

You pussy motherfuckers 你的猫怎么就

The fuck ya'll thinkin? 是他妈的你们大家在想？

This is Lonely Island! 这是孤岛！

Oh cause we got a little paper now? 哦，因为我们有一个小纸吗？

And you see us on the TV 你可以看到我们在电视上

You think we don't do fart jokes no more? 你以为我们不放屁的笑话而已呢？

We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama's tit 我们是干什么的屁笑话当你丫来吸妈妈的乳头

Ya fart motherfuckers, fuck ya'll 雅怎么就放屁，他妈的你们大家

[Fart] [放屁]