Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly. 看看小添添，睡这么香甜。

WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?! 醒来TIMMY ，如果有怪物？

Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you. 不要害怕，洪天明，否则他会吃了你。

Monsters smell fear. 怪物闻到恐惧。

Lucky for you, I got a 幸运的是，我得到了

SAFETY TORCH! 安全手电筒！

Put it on your porch, make a 把它放在你的门廊，使

SAFETY PORCH! 安全门！

Put it in the hallway. 把它放在走廊上。

SAFETY TORCH! 安全手电筒！

Scare the monsters away. 吓跑怪物了。

SAFETY TORCH! 安全手电筒！

That'll be 50 bucks. 这将是50块钱。

   

But my house is on fire. 但我的房子着火了。

   

Shhh. 嘘。

   

Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim, 添添，东西都面色凝重严峻，

But lucky for you you, 不过，幸运的你，你，

I have come with a solution! 我来了一个解决方案！

It's your lucky day! 这是你的幸运日！

   

SAFETY WATER! 安全水！

Put it in a bucket. 把它放在一个水桶。

SAFETY WATER! 安全水！

Pour it on the fire! 倒在火上！

SAFETY WATER! 安全水！

Maybe make a bubble bath. 也许做一个泡泡浴。

SAFETY WATER! 安全水！

First one's on the house. 第一个是关于房子。

   

Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house. 哈哈哈。我看你有没有什么。第一个是关于房子。

   

Ha ha ha, yeah. 哈哈哈，是啊。

Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those, plus all the safety torches. 只是第一个，虽然，但它花了不少，所以这些，再加上所有的安全火把。

   

No! 不！

   

So that'll be... let's just call it... 500 bucks. 所以这将是...我们只是把它... 500块钱。

   

I don't have 500 bucks! 我没有500块钱！

   

Oh, that's fine. I'll bill your parents. 哦，那很好。我会向您的父母。

   

NO! 不！

   

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night. 感谢您的时间，继续回去睡觉。祝你晚安。

   

My parents are gonna kill me. 我的父母会杀了我的。