Heya Bob, it's Tom.. from the office up the hall... 部屋鲍勃，这是汤姆。从办公室了大厅......

   

You look kinda bloody - where've you been? 你看起来有点血腥 - 你上哪儿去了？

   

Quick question Bob, you know how Zombies tend to feed on human brains? 快速的问题鲍勃，你知道植物大战僵尸如何往往食人脑？

Well, you got some on your chin. 那么，你有一些关于你的下巴。

   

Bob I know your sex appeal has never been that grand - 鲍勃，我知道你的性吸引力从来没有如此盛大的 -

But I can tell that things have worsened since the marching band. 不过，我可以告诉大家，事情既然军乐队恶化。

Cause I can see right through, 因为我能看穿，

That shotgun blast sized hole in you. 这猎枪爆炸大小的洞你。

   

All you wanna do is eat my brains. 所有你想做的事就是吃了我的大脑。

Which is understandable, I guess, they are a little oversized. 这是可以理解的，我想，他们是大了一点。

All you wanna do is eat my brains. 所有你想做的事就是吃了我的大脑。

I'll probably starve in here, maybe we should compromise. 我可能会饿死在这里，也许我们应该妥协。

I would open up the doors, 我打开门，

If you would only eat half of my brains. 如果你只会吃到一半我的大脑。

   

I don't wanna lecture, Bob, but is this really your plan? 我不想讲，鲍勃，但是这真的是你的计划？

Spend your whole undeath eating out of skulls? 度过你的整个亡灵吃出来的头骨？

Every time you eat some brains you make another zombie friend, 每当你吃了一番脑筋，你再拍僵尸的朋友，

And you have to feed them all. 你必须养活他们。

Each would share the hunger, so the portions would decrease, 每个将分享饥饿，所以部分会减少，

I suggest you substitute my brains for some ground beef. 我建议你​​代替我的大脑对一些碎牛肉。

They look about the same, 它们看起来差不多，

Bob it'd be a shame if 鲍勃它会是一种耻辱，如果

   

All you wanna do is eat my brains. 所有你想做的事就是吃了我的大脑。

But it's understandable, I guess, they are a little oversized. 不过，这是可以理解的，我想，他们是大了一点。

All you wanna do is eat my brains. 所有你想做的事就是吃了我的大脑。

I'll probably starve in here, maybe we should compromise. 我可能会饿死在这里，也许我们应该妥协。

I would open up the doors, 我打开门，

If you would only eat part of my brains. 只要你肯吃我的大脑的一部分。

I'd like to help you Bob, in almost any way I can... 我想帮你鲍勃，几乎没有什么办法可以...

As long as helping you does not prove to be deadly. 只要能帮助您并不能证明是致命的。

We're only human, Bob. Well, not we, but me. 我们是人之常情，鲍勃。好吧，不是我们，而是我。

Speak for myself... 说我自己...

   

I'm getting kinda choked up, Bob, maybe we should call a truce. 我越来越有点哽咽起来，鲍勃，也许我们应该叫休战。

And I know we both could use some chow. 我知道，我们都可以利用一些食物。

I bet I could look around and find a grill somewhere in all these stores, 我打赌我能环顾四周，发现烧烤的地方，在所有这些门店，

and I could cook us up some cow. 我可以做饭我们一些牛。

   

It's hard to tell if you just made a grimace or a grin. 这很难说，如果你只是做了一个鬼脸，或一个微笑。

Either way your smell alone is causing me chagrin, 无论哪种方式，只有你的气味懊恼害我，

And filling me with dread, 并与恐惧充盈了我，

You haven't heard a word I've said, cause.. 你有没有听说过一个字，我已经说过了，导致..

   

All you wanna do is eat my brains. 所有你想做的事就是吃了我的大脑。

It's understandable, I guess, they are a little oversized. 这是可以理解的，我想，他们是大了一点。

All you wanna do is eat my brains. 所有你想做的事就是吃了我的大脑。

I'll probably starve in here, maybe we should compromise. 我可能会饿死在这里，也许我们应该妥协。

I would open up the doors, 我打开门，

If you would only eat none of my brains. 如果你只会吃不关我的大脑。