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And there was a war in heaven 而在天上就有了战争

Where demon fought against angel 凡妖攻打天使

And angel fought against demon 和天使攻打恶魔

In an epic pillow fight 在史诗般的枕头大战

That lasted all night 持续了一整夜

Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep 恶魔无法得到他们的美容觉

And they need it more than most 他们需要比大多数更

Honestly probably wouldn't help 老实说可能不会帮助

   

Block a demon axe 阻止了恶魔斧

Angel bumble bee stressed out 天使大黄蜂强调了

Axe gets pressed out 斧被压出

Angel takes the rest out 天使需要休息了

Golden armour sucks 金色的铠甲吸

The shirtless demon has a higher armour rating with his nipple ring 该赤膊上阵妖具有更高的护甲等级与他的乳头环

But its not high enough 但是其不够高

   

Death's lack of a mouth 死亡的缺乏嘴

Led to depression 导致抑郁症

And he has a lot of pent up aggression 他有很多被压抑的侵略

Demon take their mouths for granted 恶魔拿自己的嘴巴是理所当然的

   

Stab them in the chest switch to two handed 其中刺在胸前开关双手

Eat this with your mouth you freakin demon! 用你的嘴，你刻着恶魔吃这个！

Giant robot demon smack 巨型机器人妖嫌

Cut the robot blood is black 切机器人血是黑色的

Robot pushed the hero back 机器人推回英雄

Ready for the big attack 准备大攻

   

Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated 英雄被困住让他变得沮丧

But he doesn't have a mouth so he can't state it 但他没有嘴巴，所以他不能说出它

At least it gets shaded 至少它被遮蔽

Is that a cloud? No 是云？无

Launch in slow-mo 启动慢谟

   

Main guy and some tree trunks 主要的家伙，有些树干

Travel from left to right 旅行从左至右

Hit a wall! Stop! 碰了壁！停止！

You got a boss to fight 你有一个老板打

   

Never mind, holy s*** what the f*** 没关系，神圣的拧***什么的F ***

You're screwed 你拧

Just by stepping on the ground he launched you 只是踩着地面，他发动你

And if he had a mouth 如果他有一张嘴

He'd be screaming 他会尖叫

But he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the 但他没有，所以他需要的东西拿一些

Pent up aggression out on. 被压抑的侵略出来。

   

He starts to now run 他开始到现在运行

With his underground undead horsey 随着他的地下亡灵霍西

Who glows green with love 谁发出绿光的爱

Dive onto saddle. 下潜到马鞍。

Ride into battle. 骑上阵。

Horsey looks mad-dle 霍西看起来狂DLE

He has horns that'll 他有角的会

Impale all the demons 刺穿所有的恶魔

Kill them while he runs 杀了他们，他运行时

They'll kill everyone 他们会杀了所有人

Even the trees aren't safe 连树都没有安全

   

The killing has begun 杀戮已经开始

1, 2, 3 strikes you're dead. 1 ， 2 ， 3打你就死定了。

Make it rain bones 使雨骨头

Fall like the DOW Jones 秋天像道琼斯

That joke took me hours to write 这笑话我花了时间来写

Try to hide the green light below, 试图隐藏下面的绿灯，

Or the giant demon will notice you are following. 或巨妖会发现你下面。

And jump 而跳

   

Use your throw hand 用你的手抛

Which also glows he must have suspicion 这也发光，他必须有嫌疑

You'll probably fail this stealth mission 你可能会失败，这个秘密使命

Who cares your freakin' Death 谁在乎你的刻着死亡

Kill everyone 每个人都杀

If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you 如果你刺了一只眼睛，他的一半，有可能看到你

Cut off his arm he's half as likely to hit you 砍掉他的手臂，他的一半的可能打你

   

Your wings are pointless 你的翅膀是毫无意义的

But that scythe is overpowered 但是，镰刀被制服

Death should be nerf'd 死亡应nerfd

Boss shakes the Earth 老板摇摇地球

Stick the landing where'd his clothes go? 坚持降落到哪他的衣服去？

   

Now they're even 现在，他们甚至

Except one has a mouth 除了一个有嘴

Show off. 炫耀。

Someone's gonna get a double dose of death. 有人的会得到死亡的剂量加倍。

Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2 黑暗中挣脱开来揭示暗黑血统2

Death lives 死亡的生命