I'm almost outta school, 我几乎失控的学校，

Life couldn't be sweeter. 人生不可能是甜的。

I just got chills, 我刚刚发冷，

MOM TURN ON THE HEATER! 妈妈打开加热器！

MOM, could you turn on the heater? 妈妈，你能不能打开加热器？

   

After a High School degree, 经过高中学历，

Is my education through? 通过我的教育？

Hell no, I got debt to accrue! 该死的，我得到了债务累积！

Besides, think about it 此外，考虑一下

I'm graduating in May 我毕业五月

Do I wanna work or do I wanna delay? 我想工作，还是我想推迟？

   

DELAY!!! 延迟！

I want to DELAY!! 我要延误！

   

My guidance counselor asked: 我的辅导老师问：

Have you thought of a career? 你有没有想过一个职业呢？

No, I'll be in school for the next 10 years. 不，我会在学校未来10年。

DON'T RUSH ME! 不要催我！

   

High school thoughts about college 高中思想的大学

I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge 我只是避免了工作，我也不需要知道的知识

High school thoughts about college 高中思想的大学

Once I have a degree, employers have to acknowledge. 有一次，我有个度，雇主必须承认。

Right? 对不对？

That's what I hear! 这就是我听到的！

   

My Counselor asks, "What school are you leaning to." 我的辅导员问， “你扶着什么学校来。 ”

Haven't thought about it, but I've been meaning to. 有没有想过这个问题，但我一直想。

If it's next to the beach and the classes are cheap 如果它旁边的海滩和类很便宜

And I'm able to pass while I'm half asleep 而我能顺利通过，而我半睡半醒

Then I'm in. 然后，我加入。

Any suggestions? 有什么建议？

   

Community College? That's no fun. 社区学院？这可不是好玩的。

Unless the girl to guy ratio is 3:1 除非姑娘小伙比例为3:1

Then submit my transcripts! 然后提交我的成绩单！

Then submit my transcripts! 然后提交我的成绩单！

Florida state, all my friends go there. 佛罗里达州，我所有的朋友去那里。

Do they offer my major? 难道他们提供我重要？

Yeah, like I care. 是啊，像我在乎。

The major doesn't matter, a degree is a degree. 主要没关系，学位是学位。

The only one I wanna see is E to the Z baby! 唯一一个我想看到的是E至Z轴的宝宝！

   

Get it? EZ? 得到它？ EZ ？

   

I can do math and have homework everyday of the week, 我可以做数学，并有一周的日常功课，

Or do English, a language I already speak. 还是英文，语言我已经说话。

So, uh, English! its a no-brainer 所以，呃，英语！它是一个没有脑子

I want no homework, labs, or anything of the kind, 我想没有家庭作业，实验室，还是那种东西，

I want an open-book test, I can take online. 我要开卷考试，我可以在网上。

If the majors hard, I'll change it 如果专业难，我会改变它

That's called independence. 这就是所谓的独立性。

And if I sleep in, could you sign the attendance? 如果我在睡觉，你能签署参加？

   

High school thoughts about college 高中思想的大学

I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge! 我只是避免了工作，我也不需要知道的知识！

High school thoughts about college 高中思想的大学

Once I have a degree, I'll know more words that rhyme with college. 有一次，我有个度，我会知道更多的话押韵具有大专以上。

'Cause... I got two: Knowledge and acknowledge. 因为...我有两个：知识和确认。

And that's kinda the same word. 而且还挺同一个词。

So.. English. Definitely English. 所以..英语。肯定是英语。