Whenever students misbehave 每当学生胡作非为

Or break the rules in school 或者打破学校的规则

They have to watch the principal 他们必须注意的主要

Acting like a fool 像个傻瓜

   

He thinks he's very funny 他认为他是很可笑

He thinks he's really clever 他认为他是真正聪明的

He makes us sit and watch 他让我们坐视不管

For what seems like forever 什么好像永远

   

We sit on hardwood bleachers 我们坐在硬木看台

In the auditorium 在礼堂

While he acts like Jerry Lewis 虽然他的行为像杰里·刘易斯

But his jokes are twice as dumb 但他的笑话的两倍，哑

   

The punishment should fit the crime 惩罚应该与罪行相称

That ought to be the rule 这应该是规则

This punishment's a little too 这个处罚有点太

Unusual and cruel 不寻常的和残酷的