Strange But True

[English]Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home

[English lyric] A man taught his little monkey How to help out with the chores Together they sanded the woodwork And painted all the windows and doors They stained athe wood in the bedroom And ...

[中文对照] 一个人教他的小猴子 如何协助处理家务 他们一起打磨木制品 并涂上所有的窗户和门 他们沾上athe木在卧室 而在大厅铺设新的瓷砖 ...

[English]Texas Man Abducted By Aliens For Outer Space Joy Ride

[English lyric] They cruised around the universe They were looking for girls, I guess All I could think of was: How did I ever get myself into this mess? I didn't have much money They didn't ...

[中文对照] 他们巡航宇宙各地 他们正在寻找的女孩，我想 所有我能想到的是： 怎么我曾经让自己进入这个烂摊子？ 我没有多少钱 他们并没有多少级 我都不想去 ...

[English]National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor To Name New Wrestling Holds

[English lyric] The National Association Of Sports Administration Had a problem with one of its games. Some of the wrestlers were winning their matches With holds that didn't even have names. ...

[中文对照] 体育总局的全国协会 有一个问题，它的游戏之一。 有些选手被赢取他们的比赛 有认为，甚至没有名字。 场边播音员和大部分球迷 很惊讶，完全糊涂了， ...

[English]Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled To Play Newborn Baby In High School Play

[English lyric] He's very very very dedicated to his art. He had the dentist pull his teeth So he could get the part. Now everything he does, He does as practice for the play. He kicks his ...

[中文对照] 他非常非常非常专注于他的艺术。 他的牙医拔了牙 这样他就可以得到这个角色。 现在他所做的一切， 他确实是实践的发挥。 他踢他的脚，并抛出一个合适的 ...

[English]Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School At Top Of Her Class

[English lyric] She's the youngest girl on record To be awarded a degree She started school at two years old And finished it at three She used to have to crawl to school Before she'd learned ...

[中文对照] 她是历史上最年轻的女孩 被授予学位 她开始上学两岁 并在三个做完了 她曾经有过爬行上学 之前，她学会走路 她键入她的问题，然后 之前，她学会说话 ...

[English]Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp

[English lyric] He scribbled down a little note To send news home from camp And stuffed it in an envelope And hunted for a stamp His roommate had a scrapbook-full Just sitting on a shelf He ...

[中文对照] 他潦草下来一个小纸条 从营地送回家的消息 并塞进一个信封 和猎杀邮票 他的室友有一个剪贴簿满 只是坐在架子上 他没有想到他的朋友不会介意 ...

[English]Principal Punishes Students With Bad Impressions And Tired Jokes

[English lyric] Whenever students misbehave Or break the rules in school They have to watch the principal Acting like a fool He thinks he's very funny He thinks he's really clever He makes us ...

[中文对照] 每当学生胡作非为 或者打破学校的规则 他们必须注意的主要 像个傻瓜 他认为他是很可笑 他认为他是真正聪明的 他让我们坐视不管 什么好像永远 ...

[English]Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely Of Cheese

[English lyric] He'd been retired for a week or so When his interest in art was renewed He found he had extra time on his hands And he kind of missed working with food So he made a tiny Mount ...

[中文对照] 他已经退休了一周左右 当他对艺术的兴趣被重新 他发现他有更多的时间在他的手上 种与他无缘正与食物 于是，他做了一个微小的拉什莫尔山 的奶酪完全建成 ...

[English]X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient

[English lyric] I'd gone to the hospital For simple surgery, When the slippery-fingered doctor Dropped his watch inside of me. He tried to get it out. He tried and tried and tried. He couldn't ...

[中文对照] 我已经去了医院 对于简单的手术， 当滑手指的医生 放弃了他的手表在我心里。 他试图把它弄出来。 他试了又试，并试图。 他无法得到它！ ...

[English]Retired Woman Starts New Career In Monkey Fashions

[English lyric] She made little tiny socks and slacks And shorts and shirts and shoes They'd be just right for a monkey But too small for me and you Her husband and her neighbors And her ...

[中文对照] 她做了一点小小的袜子和裤子 与短裤和衬衫和鞋子 他们会恰到好处的猴子 但对我来说太小，你 她的丈夫和她的邻居 和她的朋友都觉得她很有趣 ...

[English]Circus Strongman Runs For Pta President

[English lyric] The sword-swallowing circus strongman And his snake-charming tattooed wife Decided that they would become regular parents And just lead a regular life They bought a big house ...

[中文对照] 剑吞马戏团强人 和他的蛇纹身迷人的妻子 决定，他们将成为常规的父母 而刚刚过有规律的生活 他们买了大房子在该国 用吊床，一座小山，对冲 ...

[English]High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built For 26

[English lyric] Things got a little out of hand In their high school metal shop They constructed a bicycle built for two Then decided they wouldn't stop They welded together a number of bikes ...

[中文对照] 事情有点失控 在高中的金属店 他们建造两个内置自行车 然后决定他们不会停止 它们焊接在一起的一些自行车 所以，每个人都有自己的座位 ...

[English]Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees By Hungry Vampire Bats

[English lyric] It used to seem so wonderful To sit out in the breeze Until the town was overrun By stinging killer bees The stinging pests Were unwelcome guests They had the town unnerved ...

[中文对照] 它曾经看起来如此美妙 坐了在微风 直到镇被侵占 受刺痛杀人蜂 刺痛害虫 是不受欢迎的客人 他们镇上感到不安 \'直到进口市长吸血蝙蝠 并宣布晚宴服 ...

[English]Nevada Man Invents Piano With 21 Extra Keys

[English lyric] Most pianos have 88 keys But his has a hundred and nine It plays extra low and extra high And it all sounds extra fine The low notes sound like a buffalo's snore The middle ...

[中文对照] 大多数钢琴有88个键 但他有一百九 它起着超低和超高 而这一切听起来超等 低音符听起来像水牛的呼噜 中间的音符听起来像蜜蜂 钢琴戏剧的另一端 ...

[English]Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum From Soap

[English lyric] He's hard at work in a secret lab Making soap into chewing gum He's trying hard to improve the taste And he's hoping a breakthrough will come For years now, he's worked on his ...

[中文对照] 他努力工作，在一个秘密的实验室 制造肥皂到口香糖 他努力改善口感 而他希望突破会 多年来，他对他的工作的公式 有一天，它会来 ...

[English]Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game

[English lyric] He used to love to watch me So I taught him how to bowl He has fantastic upper body strength And excellent control He used to practice daily And developed perfect aim Which ...

[中文对照] 他以前很喜欢看我的 所以，我教他如何碗 他拥有梦幻般的上肢力量 和出色的控制 他曾经每天练习 并制定完善目标 这让为他好 那天他击杀一个完美的游戏 ...

[English]Ingenious Scientist Invents Car Of The Future

[English lyric] The bean-powered car comes with nose plugs When it starts up, you'll see what for If you're standing down wind while it's running The aroma is hard to ignore The gas is caught ...

[中文对照] 豆动力车配备了鼻子塞 当它启动时，你会看到什么 如果你站在下风，而它的运行 香气是不容忽视 该气体是陷入了一个漏斗 连接到一个洞座位 ...