I'd gone to the hospital 我已经去了医院

For simple surgery, 对于简单的手术，

When the slippery-fingered doctor 当滑手指的医生

Dropped his watch inside of me. 放弃了他的手表在我心里。

He tried to get it out. 他试图把它弄出来。

He tried and tried and tried. 他试了又试，并试图。

He couldn't get it! 他无法得到它！

So he sewed it up inside. 于是，他里面缝起来。

Now the ticking drives me crazy. 现在的滴答声让我发疯。

I put cotton in my ear. 我把棉在我耳边。

The battery in that watch 在手表的电池

Is guaranteed for years. 保用十年。

The doctor has a tip for me 医生有提示我

To help relieve the shock. 为了帮助减轻冲击。

He said, "Be glad it's a watch, 他说：“要很高兴这是一个手表，

And not a cuckoo clock." 而不是一个布谷鸟钟。 “