Who put fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof? 谁把50吨狗屎对外交部的屋顶？

Who suffers from nine known diseases? 谁九个已知疾病患有？

Who gets up in the morning when the sun comes up 谁得到了在早晨，当太阳出现时

And makes their beds, paper clips, bus tickets 并使得他们的床，回形针，公交车票

All around their heads? 一切围绕他们的头上？

Who congregate around Trafalgar Square 谁身边特拉法加广场聚集

Taking pot shots at the tourists? 以投壶的游客？

Oh you've got to watch out 哦，你一定要小心

When you wander round the square in the morning 当你漫步在圆早上广场

Cos they're everywhere, they're everywhere 因为他们是无处不在，他们无处不在

   

Here we have an honest man 在这里，我们有一个诚实的人

A civil servant to boot à公务员启动

He lived high up in the Ministry 他住在高高的部

And when he wished to make a point 而当他想提出一个观点

He knew just what to do 他知道该怎么做

His window ledges were all covered in grease 他的窗户窗台都被包括在油脂

"I want them out of here" “我想让他们离开这里”

   

He said to me, "I want them gone" 他对我说， “我希望他们走了”

Because you see - Oh don't you see 因为你看 - 哦，不，你看

None of us are getting any younger 我们都不是变年轻

You've got to follow your nose 你必须遵循你的鼻子

And if it tells you that you've got to go 如果它告诉你，你得走了

Well that's because, they're everywhere, 嗯，这是因为，他们无处不在，

They're everywhere 他们无处不在

   

So we called in those men, those horrible men 因此，我们在那些男人，那些可怕的人叫

We set them to work on the rooftops 我们将其设置为工作在屋顶

You see their van is very plain 你看他们的车是很平淡

And I know they're too ashamed 我知道他们是太丢脸

To wear their by appointment badges anymore 到了穿自己预约的徽章

Sometimes they use vaseline, sometimes they use the pill 有时他们使用凡士林，有时他们使用避孕药

I've often seen them with a gun 我经常看到他们有枪

But as the years go by, old habits seem to die 但是，随着岁月的流逝，旧习惯似乎死

And nowadays they knockatize them all 而如今，他们knockatize他们都

Oh you've got to watch out 哦，你一定要小心

As you wander round the square in the morning 当你漫步在圆早上广场

Oh they're everywhere, they're everywhere 哦，他们无处不在，他们无处不在