Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening 爸爸妈妈都坏掉了出去，晚上

And you're stuck inside the house all alone 而你的房子里独自一人被困

That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone 当你决定它可能是有趣的，构成滋扰别人，就是

Dial a random number up on your telephone 拨打一个随机数在您的电话

You ask if their refrigerator is running 你问，如果他们的冰箱正在运行

Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it 然后你告诉他们，他们应该走出去，抓住它

Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from 来自好友，如果他们想通了，你是在呼唤 EM

They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet 他们会来和胸围你的头就在与棘轮

Listen to me 听我说

   

Don't go makin' phony calls 不要去金假电话

Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to 请坚持你习惯了七位数

I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall 我知道你觉得这很有趣。开人直到墙

But it's really gettin' old fast 但它确实刚开了老的快

   

Little Melvin has a natural obsession 小梅尔文具有天然的迷恋

Askin' for Prince Albert in a can 阿斯金在能够“为阿尔贝亲王

He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call 他每次他让对方付费电话时获得一个任意球

To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan 一些家伙，他不知道谁住在日本

He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning 他的呼唤，在上午的陌生人了三个

Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four 给时间比萨饼递送四个

He won't be laughin' when they're tracin his line 他不会嘲笑时，他们tracin他行

One day the phone police will be there at his door 有一天，电话，警方会在那里他的门

Yo, hear me 哟，听我说

   

Don't go makin' phoney calls 不要去金虚假电话

Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to 只有拨打你习惯了七位数

Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall 发誓有一天我会抽出的电话线从墙壁右出

How long is this phase gonna last? 多久是这一阶段会持续多久？

Come on 来吧

   

[Moe :] Moe's Taverne - Where the elite meet to drink. [萌： ] Moe的Taverne餐厅 - 凡精英见面喝。

[Bart:] Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch. [巴特： ]嗯，是啊，你好，是迈克吗？姓罗奇。

[Moe :] Hold on; I'll check. [萌： ]等一等;我会检查。

[Moe :] My crotch! My crotch! Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately? [萌： ]我的裤裆！我的裤裆！嘿，有人看到我的裤裆了吗？

[others laughing] [别人笑]

[Moe :] Listen to me, you little puke. [萌： ]听我说，你这个小呕吐。

[Moe :] One of these days, I'm gonna catch you [萌： ]总有一天，我要抓住你

[Moe :] And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick! [萌： ]而且我会在你的背上有一个ICEPICK刻我的名字！

[Bart laughing] [巴特偷笑]

   

Don't go makin' phoney calls 不要去金虚假电话

Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to 只有拨打你习惯了七位数

You went through the New Yourk City phone book and prank-called 'em all 您可以通过新Yourk市的电话簿，去恶作剧所谓的时间都

Hope that you grow out of this fast 希望你成长这么快出来

Grow out of this fast... 生长出这种快...

   

Don't go makin' phoney calls 不要去金虚假电话

Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to 只有拨打你习惯了七位数

But you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall 但是你觉得这很有趣。开人直到墙

But it's really gettin' old fast 但它确实刚开了老的快