Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door 比方说，你还记得那家伙拉里隔壁

Well, he always was the neighborhood clown 嗯，他总是被附近的小丑

Like the time he took my pants off and he took those color pictures 比如说有一次，他把我的裤子脱了，他把那些彩图

And posted copies all over town 并公布了全城副本

Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn 或者说，他倾倒有毒废物对我的草坪时

Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn 还是那些古怪的恶作剧电话从半夜的叫声，直到天亮

What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around 多么疯狂小子拉里，总是愚弄身边

   

Boy, what a joker 好家伙，什么是小丑

What a funny, funny guy 多么滑稽，有趣的家伙

I'll never forget about Larry 我永远不会忘记拉里

No matter how I try 无论我如何努力

   

Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair 比方说，你还记得，当我失去了所有的头发

'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo 因为拉尔给了我奈尔洗发水

And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap 哎，怎么回合的一天，他把本·盖伊我的护裆内

And filled my toothpaste tube with glue 而且充满了我的牙膏用胶水

All those wedgies he gave, all those shoestrings he tied 所有这些wedgies他给了，所有那些鞋带绑他

All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside 所有这些布朗尼，他与前不严里面做

Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you 哦拉尔 ，我发誓，这是一个笑与你一分钟

   

Boy, what a joker 好家伙，什么是小丑

What a funny, funny guy 多么滑稽，有趣的家伙

I'll never forget about Larry 我永远不会忘记拉里

No matter how I try 无论我如何努力

   

You know I couldn't help but laugh 你知道，我忍不住笑了

Even though he treated me like slime 即使他待我像泥

Remember when he cut my car in half? 请记住，当他把我的车在半？

Well, he really got me good that time! 那么，他真的让我好到时候！

   

Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house 比方说，你还记得，当我打破了拉里的房子

Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag 夜深了，绑他的嘴用抹布

Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest 然后，我把他拖了他的脚踝在森林中

And stuffed him in a big plastic bag 和他塞进一个大塑料袋

If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say 如果警察找过他，谁知道他们会说些什么

But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today 但我敢肯定，如果今天醇拉尔仍与我们同

He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag 他将不得不同意我的说法，这是一个相当不错的插科打诨

   

Oh boy, what a joker 哦，孩子，什么是小丑

What a funny, funny guy 多么滑稽，有趣的家伙

I'll never forget about Larry 我永远不会忘记拉里

No matter how I try 无论我如何努力

Oh boy, what a joker 哦，孩子，什么是小丑

What a funny, funny guy 多么滑稽，有趣的家伙

I'll never forget about Larry 我永远不会忘记拉里

No matter how I try 无论我如何努力

No matter how I try 无论我如何努力

   

Oh, I remember Larry 哦，我还记得拉里

Oh, I remember Larry 哦，我还记得拉里

Oh, I remember Larry 哦，我还记得拉里

Oh, I remember Larry 哦，我还记得拉里

Oh, I remember Larry 哦，我还记得拉里

Oh, I remember Larry 哦，我还记得拉里

Oh, I remember Larry 哦，我还记得拉里