Bad Hair Day

[English]Amish Paradise

[English lyric] As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy ...

[中文对照] 当我经过那里我收获了我的粮食幽谷 回头一看，在我和妻子认识她很平淡 但是，这只是适合像我这样的一个阿米什 你知道，我喜欢顺电花哨的东西 ...

[English]Everything You Know Is Wrong

[English lyric] I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across ...

[中文对照] 我在快车道行驶在高速公路上 在我的内衣一个狂热的狼獾 当突然在后座上我身后的家伙 弹出右键并在我的眼睛捧着他的手 我猜， “是叔叔弗兰克和路易表姐？ ” ...

[English]Cavity Search

[English lyric] Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal My molars are impacted I'm gettin' ...

[中文对照] 听音乐传送带相对 倾听“的人尖叫 正坐在候诊室 看书\'蹩脚的杂志 与牙痛 就是这样， PAL 根管 我的臼齿受到影响 我刚开了牙龈疾病 ...

[English]Callin' In Sick

[English lyric] Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm Gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I got some ...

[中文对照] 打我的贪睡闹铃第二十七届 只是不喜欢布莱恩\'的工作 - 我想我会打电话给我的老板，那么我 要去破解及咳嗽，哮鸣音 发誓，我得到了一些奇怪的病 ...

[English]Since You've Been Gone

[English lyric] Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, I'm feelin like I ...

[中文对照] 既然你已经走了 嗯，我觉得我一直在咀嚼上的锡箔 既然你已经走了 这就像我有鱼肝油的一个大大的一口 哦，好吧，我感觉就像我坚持我的手 里面搅拌机和打开它 ...

[English]Gump

[English lyric] Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of ...

[中文对照] 阿甘在公园里独自坐在长椅上 “我的名字是阿甘， ”他会随便备注 一直等着他的双手插在口袋巴士 他只是不停地说\'生活就像一盒巧克力 他是阿甘，他是阿甘 ...

[English]I'm So Sick Of You

[English lyric] You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too ...

[中文对照] 你讲一个笑话，忘记了笑点 为什么你总是在浪费\'我的时间？ 嘿，宝贝，相信我，你只是厌恶我 你的头发是一个烂摊子，你的化妆的硬皮 我不知道太多的女性 ...

[English]Syndicated Inc.

[English lyric] My whole family Loves "Three's Company" See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what too see Got my TV ...

[中文对照] 我全家 喜欢“三人行” 看到不断重播 有我的电视上 银团成立 嗯，我知道什么是对管 我知道那是什么也看 有我的电视指南我 “混搭”和“所有在家庭” ...

[English]I Remember Larry

[English lyric] Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he took my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies ...

[中文对照] 比方说，你还记得那家伙拉里隔壁 嗯，他总是被附近的小丑 比如说有一次，他把我的裤子脱了，他把那些彩图 并公布了全城副本 ...

[English]Phony Calls

[English lyric] Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone Dial a random number up on your ...

[中文对照] 爸爸妈妈都坏掉了出去，晚上 而你的房子里独自一人被困 当你决定它可能是有趣的，构成滋扰别人，就是 拨打一个随机数在您的电话 你问，如果他们的冰箱正在运行 ...

[English]The Night Santa Went Crazy

[English lyric] Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in ...

[中文对照] 倒在车间的所有精灵都金\'玩具 对于良好的外邦人女孩和好男孩外邦人 当老板在破获近害怕\'时间半死 对他的呼吸在他手中的步枪和廉价的威士忌 ...