It was a weekend, and you can't stop 那是一个周末，你不能停止

Us from going to the local dance spot. 我们从去当地舞蹈的地方。

Instead of drinking imported beers, 相反，喝进口的啤酒，

Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears. 有人带了一瓶孤儿泪。

   

We popped the top. We know what was in it. 我们杀出的顶部。我们知道它是什么。

Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it. 是啊，我们都这么愚蠢品尝它。

Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic. 孤儿泪是那么迷幻。

I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget. 我接过一喝，只见一个双头侏儒。

   

Then the room filled with colors and shapes, 然后屋子充满了色彩和形状，

And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes. 突然间，主持人一边播浑身蛇。

Oh snap! And what made it worse 哦瞬间！什么使病情加重

Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf. 是我发誓我看到了一个独角兽驼峰à蓝精灵。

   

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass. 于是出现了一道彩虹蜡的屁股了。

He passed some gas and it snapped in half. 他通过一些气体，它在半抢购。

Yo Deejay! Are you still there? 呦节目播音员！你还在吗？

Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair. 是啊，我想搭上这个女孩在轮椅上。

   

Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic 好吧。冷静那里。我想暴食

Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus. Carebear可能会选择与耶稣的斗争。

I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick. 我不相信。我要成为晕船。

These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip. 这些孤儿泪即将让我跳。

   

Little children, near and far 小子们，远近

Don't know where your parents are. 不知道你的父母。

Cry directly in this jar. 直接在这个jar哭。

I will drink it at the bar. 我会喝在酒吧。

Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. 啜饮孤儿泪还在喝 。

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. SIP对孤儿泪品尝啜饮着 。

Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on 抿上啜饮着上，一口一口啜饮着

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. SIP对孤儿泪品尝啜饮着 。

   

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before. 这些孤儿的眼泪让我感觉就像我是不是之前认为。

I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor. 我试图胸围-A-举动，但睡着了舞池。

(DeeJay falls asleep and snores) （主持人一边播睡着和鼾声）

I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!" 我发誓，我看见比尔·考斯比，如“你好用布丁！ ”

He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody. 他在跳舞在他的内裤炫耀他的木香。

   

I ran to the bathroom. Everything's in slow mo. 我跑到浴室。一切都在缓慢的MO 。

I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo. 我不能扔了，因为马桶叫我HOMO 。

I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange. í barfed了一只小猫，而我感觉怪怪的。

Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things. 啜饮着这些孤儿泪，现在它让我看到的东西。

   

Little children, near and far 小子们，远近

Don't know where your parents are. 不知道你的父母。

Cry directly in this jar. 直接在这个jar哭。

I will drink it at the bar. 我会喝在酒吧。

Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. 啜饮孤儿泪还在喝 。

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. SIP对孤儿泪品尝啜饮着 。

Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on 抿上啜饮着上，一口一口啜饮着

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. SIP对孤儿泪品尝啜饮着 。

   

All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed. 所有在贵宾部，直放松。

The DJ playing my favorite tracks. 道琼斯玩我最喜欢的曲目。

Waitress asked, what can I bring you. 服务员问我有什么可以为您带来。

I said the most expensive thing on the menu. 我说的是菜单上最贵的东西。

   

She came back with a glass of liquid. 她带回来的液体玻璃。

I said, I asked for something different. 我说，我问了一些不同的东西。

This looks like a normal beer. 这看起来像一个正常的啤酒。

She said, no it's Orphan Tears. 她说，没有它的孤儿泪。

   

Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is, 花了一大口。然后，我走下来，其中舞池，

Whole club looking like a forest. 整个俱乐部看起来像一片森林。

DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus. 主持人一边播变成了雷龙。

Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris. 每个人都在俱乐部看起来像查克·诺里斯。

   

I tried to run to the bathroom but when 我试着跑厕所，但是当

I did I felt a vacuum suction. 我做了我觉得真空吸力。

Pulling me back slow 把我拉回到慢

Dance floor turned into a black hole. 舞池变成了一个黑洞。

   

Spinning around horribly. 转圈可怕。

Feeling like Dorothy. 感觉像多萝西。

Woke up and was still at home. 醒来时，仍然在家里。

Orphan Tears got us in the zone. 孤儿泪了我们在该区域。

   

Little children, near and far 小子们，远近

Don't know where your parents are. 不知道你的父母。

Cry directly in this jar. 直接在这个jar哭。

I will drink it at the bar. 我会喝在酒吧。

Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. 啜饮孤儿泪还在喝 。

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. SIP对孤儿泪品尝啜饮着 。

Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on 抿上啜饮着上，一口一口啜饮着

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. SIP对孤儿泪品尝啜饮着 。

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