It was the first day, 这是第一天，

Back to school. 回到学校。

Cuttin up in class, Cuttin在课堂上，

Actin like a tool. 肌动蛋白就像一个工具。

   

Friends are rollin in, 朋友们都在罗林，

We started talkin bout the summer. 我们开始说话回合的夏天。

DJ saw Twilight, DJ看到了曙光，

Bummer. 无赖。

   

I spoke up, 我谈到了，

And I asked my friends, 我问我的朋友，

"Are there any new girls? Nines or tens?" “有什么新的女孩？花枝招展或几十？ ”

Hopin a few hotties, 河滨几个帅哥美女，

Had moved from other cities, 从其他城市已搬迁，

And in walked this girl, 而在走这个女孩，

With Tig 'Ol Bitties. 用氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

   

WHOO WHOO

   

I can't believe my eyes. 我简直不敢相信自己的眼睛。

In a contest they'd win first prize. 在比赛中，他们会赢得一等奖。

Double D, guarantee, 双D ，担保，

I was checkin the size, 我签的大小，

It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise. 这就像在衬衫变相2沙滩球。

   

Or earth and mars, 或者地球和火星，

Havin some fun. 就吃了一些乐趣。

Wait I take that back, 等一下，我收回那句话，

It's like two of the sun. 这就像两个太阳。

   

But at this point i let my mind run, 但在这一点上，我让我的心灵来说，

And drifted off thinkin bout them Tig 'Ol Bitties. ，渐渐地想着回合他们氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

   

Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties. 哈，TIG OL Bitties 。

   

Mount Fuji brought it's twin. 富士山带来了它的孪生兄弟。

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

   

Two melons in a shirt. 两个瓜的衬衫。

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

   

I put books in my lap. 我把书放在膝盖上。

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

   

Heads bobbin as she walks. 头筒管她走。

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

   

Oh my god! 哦，我的上帝！

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

   

Kept trippin in class cuz of her dang breasts in a tiny white shirt, 在一个很小的白衬衫一直支吾以一流的Cuz她宕的乳房，

Boobs havin a fiesta. 巨乳就吃一个节日。

Later in lab, 后来在实验室，

We were messin with test tubes. 我们messin与试管。

Couldn't keep my eyes off the new girls chest. 不能让我的眼睛离开新女生胸部。

BOOBS! 胸部！

   

Wasn't payin attention. 没有婚前的关注。

Got busted, 得到的是非法，

Had to serve detention. 曾担任拘留。

   

In biology, 在生物学中，

We talkes about the bees. 我们talkes对蜜蜂。

The best kinda bees. 最好的还挺蜜蜂。

BOOB-BEES. BOOB - 蜜蜂。

   

WHOO WHOO

Can't believe my mind, 不敢相信我的心，

I hold a pokerface to her two of a kind. 我认为à pokerface她对对碰。

With each step, 与每个步骤，

Her breasts gettin redefined, 她的乳房开始报重新定义，

I'm makin my move, 我要做个我的举动，

I'm thinkin it's time. 我在想是时候。

   

OH SNAP. 俄亥俄州单元。

Imma ask her to prom, 伊马请她舞会，

And in my head, 而在我的头上，

She responds "You're the bomb" 她回答：“你的炸弹”

Feelin nervous, 感觉紧张，

So i count to three. 所以，我数到三。

"I like your boobs. Go to prom with me?" “我喜欢你的胸部。去参加舞会了吗？ ”

   

Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties. 哈，TIG OL Bitties 。

   

King kong boobs. 金刚胸部。

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

   

Great tracks of land. 土地大轨道。

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

   

Like my balls. 喜欢我的球。

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

   

Real big. 真正的大。

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

   

Oh my god! 哦，我的上帝！

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

   

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

T-Tig 'Ol Bitties. T型氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

Tig 'Ol Bitties. TIG OL Bitties 。

   

She said yes, 她说是的，

So I'm gettin ready. 所以我想趁自己准备好了。

Stain on my shirt. 弄脏我的衬衫。

Mom's spaghetti. 妈妈的意大利面条。

   

I pick her up, 我去接她，

And I'm pretty sure, 而且我敢肯定，

That she'll let me motor-boat like RRRRRRRR 她会让我机动船像RRRRRRRR

   

I try to cop a feel once we get to school. 我试着警察的感觉，一旦我们到达学校。

She said "No touching, that's the rule." 她说：“不感动，这就是规则。 ”

   

Principal walks up on the scene, 校长走到现场，

"It's time to announce prom king and queen. “现在是时候宣布舞会国王和王后。

Your Favorite Martian and Tig 'Ol Bitties. 你最喜欢的火星和氩弧焊 OL Bitties 。

Congratulations to you both on winning." 恭喜你俩的胜利。 “

   

Time slowed down and she jumped for joy, 时间慢了下来，她高兴得跳了起来，

When out of her dress jumped something more. 当了她的衣服跳了更多的东西。

   

Tissues flew and rained from the sky. 组织立马从天上下雨。

OH MY GOD YOU STUFF YOUR SHIRT!? 噢，我的上帝，你的东西你的衬衫！？

Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt. 你最喜欢的火星人在受伤的世界。

   

Awwww. Fake 'Ol Bitties.. Awwww 。假“ OL Bitties ..

   

WOW! 哇！

Fake 'Ol Bitties. 假“ OL Bitties 。

You breakin my heart with, 你唱到我的心脏，

Fake 'Ol Bitties. 假“ OL Bitties 。

You're crushin my dreams with, 你crushin我的梦想有，

Fake 'Ol Bitties. 假“ OL Bitties 。

I can't believable it, 我也不可信了，

Fake 'Ol Bitties. 假“ OL Bitties 。

You really suck, 你真闹心，

Fake 'Ol Bitties. 假“ OL Bitties 。

I can't believe you would do that, 我真不敢相信你会做到这一点，

Fake 'Ol Bitties. 假“ OL Bitties 。