(Uh, thanks. Umm...welcome to my show; it's called, "If You Sing Along I'll Fucking Kill You." Uh, this is a song.) （嗯，感谢嗯...欢迎来我的节目; ，这就是所谓的， “如果你一起唱我他妈的杀了你”呃，这是一首）

   

Everytime I go to dinner 每次我去吃饭

it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner 好像我得到一点点薄

I'll sit down at the breakfast table 我会坐下来在早餐桌上

I can talk; they're not able 我可以谈;他们无法

When I look at them I find 当我看着他们，我觉得

there's a single question on their mind. 有在他们的头脑一个问题。

I wish it could go back to the way it was 我希望它可以回到它的方式是

its not easy now because... 它不容易了，因为...

   

My whole family thinks I'm gay 我全家人认为我是同性恋

I guess it's always been that way. 我猜它一直都是这样的。

Maybe its cause of the way that I walk, 也许那我走的路的原因，

that makes them think that I like...boys 这使得他们以为我喜欢男生......

That I like boys 我喜欢男生

   

The goddamn question just wont go away 该死的问题，只是不会消失

and I get asked every single day 我被问的每一天

but the way they ask it is not a disguise, 但他们要求的方式不是一种伪装，

like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" (That's...funny) 像“你的一天？你喜欢亲吻的家伙？ ” （这是...搞笑）

This is the worst, baby this was my fear 这是最糟糕的，宝贝，这是我的恐惧

Now their opinions are crystal clear, because 现在，他们的意见是一清二楚的，因为

   

My whole family now is shocked, 我全家人现在感到震惊，

I'm in the closet and the door is locked. 我在衣柜里的门是锁着的。

Now my glory days are gone, 现在，我的荣耀日子已经一去不复返了，

I was John Elway now I'm Elton John. 我是约翰·埃尔维现在我埃尔顿·约翰。

   

My whole family now suspects, 我全家人现在怀疑，

Watching Spongebob had side-effects. 看海绵宝宝有副作用。

I'm not gay and that's what I said, 我不是同性恋，这就是我说的，

If I'm gay, hey God strike me dead. 如果我是同性恋，哎神打我死了。

   

Just cause I'm afraid of the snow, 只是因为我怕雪，

Or my favorite color is, the rainbow. 还是我最喜欢的颜色就是彩虹。

I don't mean to yell but i fear i must, 我的意思不是要喊，但我害怕我必须

Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust. 因为我失去了我认为我可以信任的人。

   

Because, even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay...motherfucker 因为，即使我男朋友认为我是同性恋...娘

   

You all probably think I'm gay, 大家可能觉得我是同性恋，

Man this song is counterproductive ... 男人这首歌是适得其反......

la la la la la… 啦啦啦啦啦...

   

Because my whole family thinks I'm gay, 因为我全家人认为我是同性恋，

What did they know anyway? 他们是怎么知道的呢？

You gotta look right through the haze, 你得看的权利，通过的阴霾，

Easy-Bake oven was just a phase. 易烘烤炉只是一个阶段。

   

My whole family thinks I'm queer, 我全家人认为我是同性恋，

That is all I ever hear, 这就是我听过，

But I've been as straight as a ramp, 但我一直笔直的坡道，

If you dont count Bible camp. 如果你不指望圣经营地。