High school party, senior year 高中毕业晚会，大四

Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer 男孩和女孩都还在喝啤酒

I like soda, where's the soda? Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda? 我喜欢苏打水，哪来的苏打水？我在这里的唯一他妈的人，喜欢汽水？

   

I see her from across the crowd 我看她从对面的人群

I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud 我说的是党bumpin 和音乐是响亮

You're really drunk and you're lookin' sad... It's like a date rape ad 你真的喝醉了，你看着他难过......这就像一个约会强奸的广告

   

Girl, then we start to dance and 女孩，然后我们就开始跳舞，

Girl, baby this is romance 女孩，孩子，这是浪漫

Girl, I'm startin' to grow down below 女孩，我要重新开始新的增长楼下

Shit, why did I wear sweat pants? 妈的，为什么我穿运动裤？

   

Girl, you're body's like what conjunction junction 女孩，你身体的像一道结

That's a fine ass, butt (but) 这是一个很好的屁股，屁股（但）

I'm like a cashew in a lollipop 我像一个棒棒糖腰果

Just keep suckin' till you get to the nut 只是不停地吸直到你到达螺母

   

And I said let's rob an Asian kitchen 我说，让我们抢亚洲厨房

Or stroll down the block 或漫步块

Either way girl, we're takin' a wok (..Nothing?) 无论哪种方式的女孩，我们羚牛铁锅（ ..Nothing ？ ）

You're gonna love me the way my uncle did 你会爱我我的叔叔做的方式

Except you're not gonna go to court for doin' it 除非你不会去法院做就行了

Be a guillotine or my girl instead 是断头台还是我的女孩，而不是

Either way you're givin' me head 无论哪种方式，你得到安宁我的头

   

I'm gonna love you, baby the right way 我会爱你，宝贝的正确方法

Shorty with a body lookin' hotty when I say girl 矮个子用身体看着的正妹当我说女孩

When I say girl 当我说女孩

   

We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter 我们走进了卧室交换紧张的笑声

Why's it called dry humping, if I always need a towel after? 为什么是它称为干驼峰，如果我总是需要经过一条毛巾？

You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that never healed 你传播你的赤裸的腿，我看到伤口未曾愈合

Even though you're yellin' for me, I can tell your lips are sealed 即使你喊给我，我可以告诉你的口风很紧

We're both aware of my erection, you ask if I have protection 我们俩都知道我的勃起，你问我是否有保障

   

I say: 我说：

"Well no, I tried to buy them once “哦，不，我试过一次买

I was in the convenience store 我在便利店

My old babysitter walked in 在我的老保姆走了

I had to hide them near the Tic-Tac's 我不得不隐藏他们附近的井字的

I was so embarrassed, I peed myself a little bit" 我很尴尬，我自己撒尿一点点“

   

Girl, girl 女孩，女孩

   

Insert a euphemism 插入一个委婉的说法

A sexy mental prism 一个性感的精神棱镜

Increase my pelvic rhythm 增加我的盆腔节奏

Fill you with my syllogism 你充满我的三段论

I know your body and I know how to please you 我知道你的身体，我知道怎么取悦你

Don't thank me, thank Wikipedia 不要感谢我，感谢维基百科

   

Guys don't go down, well I am- 男人不下去，好，我上午

What the fuck is that? I should have brought my diagram 你他妈的是什么？我应该把我的图

Ooh... Did you feel that? That was an educated guess 哦......你感觉到了吗？这是一个受过教育的猜测

Ooh... Did you feel that? Uh, that one was a sneeze, my bad 哦......你感觉到了吗？呃，那一个是喷嚏，我的坏

   

High school party, senior year 高中毕业晚会，大四

None of that happened 'cause I wasn't invited.. 什么都没有发生，因为我没有被邀请..