(So I've done a lot of comedy, so let's, uh, take a little break from that...and this is just a song that, if you'll just indulge me it's, uh yeah) （所以我做了很多喜剧，让我们，呃，采取从一点突破......而这仅仅是一首歌，如果你只是一味我来说，嗯是啊）

   

She was the perfect woman, in every single way, 她是完美的女人，在每一个方式，

She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away. 她让阳光照耀光明，而我所有的烦恼消失。

She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef, 她是完美的女人，她是一个美食厨师，

They say that love is blind, well it's also deaf. 他们说，爱是盲目的，那么它也聋了。

   

Cause Helen Keller was the perfect woman, and no one understands, 原因海伦·凯勒是个完美的女人，没有人理解，

just how talented she was with her hands...UGH. 她是多么有才华，用她的双手......消化道出血。

God made her the perfect woman, I was the finishing touch. 上帝让她完美的女人，我是点睛之笔。

She was the perfect woman cause she didn't talk so much. 她是完美的女人，因为她没有讲这么多。

   

She wanted to name the kids, so I finally let her, 她想命名的孩子，所以我终于让她，

it turned out horribly; Chewbacca could've done better.. RAAAAAA 它变成了可怕的;楚巴卡可能已经做的更好.. RAAAAAA

But a guess it was alright, we had a boy and a girl. 但猜测这是正常的，我们有一个男孩和一个女孩。

Just me and Helen, ehhh-haaa, and Earl! 只有我和海伦， ehhh - HAAA和伯爵！

   

Cause Helen Keller was my miracle worker, I was her one-man-show, 原因海伦·凯勒是我的奇迹创造者，我是她的一人秀，

I could walk around the house naked, and she wouldn't even know. 我可以走动的房子裸体，她甚至不知道。

Helen Keller was my perfect woman, i was her only need 海伦·凯勒是我完美的女人，我是她唯一的需要

She didn't mind the zits on my ass, it gave her more to read 她不介意我的屁股的痘痘，这给了她更多的阅读

   

It gave her more to read, it gave her more to read 这给了她更多的阅读，这给了她更多的阅读

It gave her more to read, it gave her more to read 这给了她更多的阅读，这给了她更多的阅读

More to read, It gave her more to read, more to read 更多的阅读，这给了她更多的阅读，更多的阅读

   

Helen Keller was my perfect woman, but I don't think she cared. 海伦·凯勒是我完美的女人，但我不认为她的照顾。

I played this song for her, she just sat there and stared. 我打了这首歌给她，她只是坐在那里，盯着。

She was still my perfect woman, I was sort of a mess, 她还是我的完美的女人，我有点乱，

I asked her to marry me, she said, "UH-EE-OHHH!" 我让她嫁给我，她说，“ UH- EE-噢噢噢！ ”