They pose symmetrical 它们所构成的对称

Scattered through the Echo Hall 通过回声大厅散

Works of art in pensive phase 艺术的沉思期工程

With the worldy critics gaze 随着品尝国际评论家的目光

And there's a special one 而且还有一个特别的

Another convert to the throng 另一种转换成的人群

And maybe in her wildest dreams she is a human 也许在她最疯狂的梦想，她是一个人

But anyone with brains can see she is the new one 但任何人的大脑可以看出她是新一

   

The artist uses short brush strokes just like the master 艺术家用短笔触就像主

Wave the finished product in the air to dry it faster 波的成品中的空气更快地烘干

Then they spray themselves with anti-tarnish ultra gloss 然后，他们喷自己与抗变色超光泽

It reduces flaking and this cramps[?] would come 它减少剥落，这抽筋[？]会来

With hanging on the cross 随着挂在十字架上

   

How to be a Happy Statue 如何做一个快乐的雕像

Five easy tips in our next issue 在我们的下一期五个简单技巧

You might have thought all hope was lost 你可能以为所有的希望迷路了

But now the chance is yours - and for a reasonable cost 但是，现在的机会是你的 - 和合理的成本

   

She does her face in Cubist fashion like the others 她做她的脸在立体主义的时尚和别人一样

Tonight the curator protects them with blue covers 今晚馆长保护它们有蓝色盖子

And what's the point of looking pretty with no audience? 这有什么的看起来相当有没有观众了吧？

And won't you find it sad that beauty's based on inexperience? 而且你不觉得难过，基于缺乏经验的美的？

   

And as for her we heard she had a little accident 而对于她，我们听说她有一个小意外

Someone tipped her over and her face received a fatal dent 有人打翻了过来，她的脸收到了致命的凹痕

So it's all over because who likes imperfection? 所以，一切都结束了，因为谁喜欢不完美？

Her only hope is that it might become a fashion 她唯一的希望是，它可能会成为一种时尚

   

See only certainty 看到唯一可以肯定的

Bargain hunting destiny 逢低买盘的命运

Maybe she'll redeem herself with mightiness from off the shelf 也许她会从现成的赎回自己与强力

Thus concludes the story of the Echo Gallery 因此得出结论的回音廊的故事

Visit any time to see the fools who sold themselves to slavery 访问任何时间，看看谁卖身为奴隶的阿斗

   

How to be a Happy Statue 如何做一个快乐的雕像

Five easy tips in our next issue 在我们的下一期五个简单技巧

You might have thought all hope was lost 你可能以为所有的希望迷路了

But now the chance is here - and for a reasonable cost 但是，现在的机会是在这里 - 并以合理的成本