I remember sayin' I don't care either way 我记得在说我不在乎任何一种方式

Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm OK 只是，只要他或她是健康的，我确定

Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen 然后医生指出，在屏幕的角落

And said, "You see that thing right there, well, you know what that means." 并说， “你看那个东西就在那里，好了，你知道这意味着什么。 ”

   

I started wondering who he was gonna be 我开始想他是谁要去

And I thought, "Heaven, help us if he's anything like me." 我想， “天，帮助我们，如果他喜欢我什么。 ”

   

He'll probably climb a tree too tall and ride his bike too fast 他可能会爬上树太高，骑他的自行车速度太快

End up every summer wearing something in a cast 每到夏天穿的东西了石膏结束

He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street 他会丢一球，打破了一些玻璃在沿街的窗口

   

He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights 他会遇到麻烦哦，他会在战斗中获得

I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep 我会发脾气和睡觉

   

It's safe to say that 可以肯定地说，

I'm gonna get my pay back 我会得到我的回报

If he's anything like me 如果他喜欢我什么

   

I can see him right now, knees all skinned up 我能看到他，现在，膝盖都被剥皮了

With a magnifying glass trying to melt the Tonka truck 用放大镜试图融化通卡车

Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on 他不会被眼前的景象与他的足球头盔

That'll be his first love 'til his first love comes along 那将是他的初恋情人，直到他的初恋走来

   

He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens 他会得到他的心脏爆发的时候，他是在他十几岁

And heaven help him if he's anything like me 和上帝保佑他，如果他喜欢我什么

   

He'll probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast 他很可能在外面呆得晚，驾驶他的车速度太快

Get a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing grass 得到超速罚单，他将支付割草

He's gonna get caught skipping class and be grounded for a week 他会被抓跷课，接地一周

   

He's gonna get in trouble, we're gonna get in fights 他会遇到麻烦，我们在战斗中会得到什么

I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep 我会发脾气和睡觉

   

It's safe to say that 可以肯定地说，

I'm gonna get my pay back 我会得到我的回报

If he's anything like me 如果他喜欢我什么

   

He's gonna love me and hate me along the way 他会爱我，恨我一路走来

Years are gonna fly by I already dread the day 年会是由飞我已经害怕的一天

   

He's gonna hug his momma, he's gonna shake my hand 他会拥抱他的妈妈，他会和我握手

He's gonna act like he can't wait to leave 他会表现得象他迫不及待地想离开

   

But as he drives out 但是，当他驱逐

He'll cry his eyes out 他会哭眼角流出

If he's anything like me 如果他喜欢我什么

   

There's worse folks to be like 还有更糟糕的人要像

Oh, he'll be alright 哦，他会没事的

If he's anything like me 如果他喜欢我什么