I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report 我看我的电视有一天晚上，当他们打破了一个专题报告

About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru 关于秘鲁dsome devistating地震

There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive 有三万压死，更是被活埋

On the Richter scale it measured 8.2 在里氏震级是衡量8.2

   

And I said, "God, please answer me one question?" 我说： “上帝啊，请你回答我一个问题吗？”

"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?" “你为什么他们要打断”辛普森一家“只是为了这个？ ”

What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything 这太麻烦了，因为我在录音这一切

And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed 而现在我必须等待重新运行看演出我错过了部分

   

Why does this always happen? 为什么会发生这种经常发生？

Why does this always happen to me? 为什么这总是发生在我身上？

Why does this always happen? 为什么会发生这种经常发生？

(Why) Why does this always happen to me? （为什么）为什么这总是发生在我身上？

   

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I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl 我开车在高速公路上时，所有的交通速度极其缓慢

There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead 有一个12车堆积，每个人都死了

And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere 我又看见大脑和内脏和重要器官到处四溅

As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head 还有我的朋友罗伯特的遣散头

   

And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him 我想 - 可怜的罗布，我刚与他共进午餐

Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk 嘿，等一下，他还欠我钱 - 什么是混蛋

Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again 嗯，有五块钱是我永远不会再看到

Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work 再加上现在，在一切之上，它看起来像我要迟到上班

   

Why does this always happen? 为什么会发生这种经常发生？

Why does this always happen to me? 为什么这总是发生在我身上？

Why does this always happen? 为什么会发生这种经常发生？

(Why) Why does this always happen to me? （为什么）为什么这总是发生在我身上？

   

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Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner 呵呵，前几天，我的老板说，我们正在运行的碳粉不足

And he told me I should buy another case 他告诉我，我应该买另一种情况

Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking 好吧，我告诉他我很忙，但他仍然只是一个劲地问

So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face) 于是，我转身刺中了他的脸（右脸上）

   

Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck 哦，你会不会知道，我的刀卡住了

I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then 我想这可能是必然，现在再发生

But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little 但我怕我可能已经弯曲的尖稍

And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again) 我知道，刀片将永远是相当尖锐试（相当锋利再次）

Oh, tell me 哦，告诉我

   

Why does this always happen? 为什么会发生这种经常发生？

Why does this always happen to me? 为什么这总是发生在我身上？

Why does this always happen? 为什么会发生这种经常发生？

Why does this always happen to me? 为什么这总是发生在我身上？

   

Why does this always happen to me? 为什么这总是发生在我身上？

(Why does this always happen to me?) （为什么这总是发生在我身上？ ）

Why does this always happen to me? 为什么这总是发生在我身上？

(Why does this always happen to me?) （为什么这总是发生在我身上？ ）

   

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