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歌词 "Couch Potato" 的中英对照歌词与中文翻译

Couch Potato

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歌词相关歌手:WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

English lyrics 中文翻译对照歌词

Look

If you had 如果你有

One shot 一杆

To sit on your lazy butt 坐在你的屁股懒

And watch all the TV you ever wanted 看着所有你想要的电视

Until your brain turned to mush 直到你的大脑变成玉米粥

Would you go for it? 你会去吗?

Or just let it slip? 还是让它溜走?

Yo

   

Remote is ready 远程就绪

Eyes wide, palms are sweaty 眼睛睁得大大,手掌出汗

There's Flintstones on the TV already 有摩登原始人在电视上已经

Wilma 'n' Betty 威尔玛N贝蒂

No virgin to channel surfin' 没有处女通道SURFIN

And I'm HD-ready 而我准高清

So I flip 所以我翻转

Garbage is all I'm getting 垃圾是所有我得到

   

There's Simon Cowell 还有西蒙·考威尔

Who folks wanna disembowel 人谁不想开膛破肚

He opens his mouth 他张开嘴

Always says something foul 总是说些犯规

They're dyin', wow 他们快要枯萎,哇

Wannabes are crying now 崇拜者现在都在哭

He votes them out 他票出来

Time to throw in the towel 时间认输

   

Shows based on reality 可见立足于现实

Oh, the humanity! 哦,人类!

Oh, Ozzy's family 哦,奥兹的家人

Sho' loves profanity 翔“爱的亵渎

Whoa, the insanity 哇,精神错乱

Oh, dogs that crap and pee 呵呵,狗废话和撒尿

Home of depravity? 首页堕落?

No, they live happily 不,他们快乐地生活

Yo

   

Plus "Da Ali G Show" 再加上“大阿里摹展”

And "Celebrity Mole" 与“名人鼹鼠”

Oh, and there's Anna Nicole 哦,还有安娜妮

Well, she's scaring me 好吧,她吓到我了

   

"Look ma, no cavities" “看马,没有蛀牙”

Oh, it's a station break 哦,这是一个休息​​站

Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something 更好地走出去了厨房,微波炉东西

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me “你会失去你的心在看着”电视“他们告诉我,他们会骂我

But I'd still tune in every show (show) 但我还是调在每一个节目(节目)

My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我的电缆获得的C- SPAN ,电视,土地,和HBO

The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo) 旅游频道,发现和寿命(岁)

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" “你会失去你的心在看着”电视“

They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no) 他们告诉我,哄骗我, “关闭这些音乐录影带”(无)

I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我会看的C- SPAN ,电视,土地,和HBO

The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo) 历史频道和QVC和寿命(岁)

(You're gonna) (你会)

   

My butt is aching 我的屁股痛

As I watch NASCAR racing 当我看纳斯卡赛车

That show about undertaking 显示人们对承诺

Larry King 拉里·金

To "24" to "Law And Order" 以“24”为“法律与秩序”

The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters 天气频道的枯燥,如“ 60分钟”的古老记者

Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story" 接下来在“E !真实的好莱坞故事”

The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey 十二个​​演员的兴衰名为科里

   

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin' 显示了明年秋天,他们已经被那敏

"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n' “犯罪现场调查:博伊西”和“感动叔叔”两个声音很蹩脚N

So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond" 所以,做“人人可承受翔”

And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute 而“女王之王”跳鲨鱼的第一分钟

I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it 我简直不敢相信理查德西蒙斯是不是在这

   

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter" 我会向右移动到“ 8个简单的规则约会我对青少年的女儿”

Then I bet 然后,我敢打赌,

I watch "The Bachelorette" 我看的“单身女郎”

Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter" 其次是“欢迎回来,科特”

And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna' 而“大青蛙布偶秀”里,他们去 Mahna Mahna “

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" “你会失去你的头脑看电视”

They told me, they'd scold me 他们告诉我,他们会骂我

But I'd still tune in every show (show) 但我还是调在每一个节目(节目)

My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我的电缆获得的C- SPAN ,电视,土地,和HBO

The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo) 迪斯尼频道和A& E和寿命(岁)

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" “你会失去你的头脑看电视”

They told me, cajoled me 他们告诉我,我哄骗

But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow) 但我还是喜欢丽莎·库卓(卓尔)

I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我期待在C- SPAN ,电视,土地,和HBO

The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo) 花花公子频道和法院电视和寿命(岁)

(You're Gonna) (你要)

   

Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space" 千万不要错过“飞跃情海”或“迷失太空”

I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace" 我见过的每一个“极速前进”和“寻人密探组”

But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day 但我只看过“威尔和格蕾丝”一次1天

Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay 希望我没有造成的TiVo现在认为我是同性恋

   

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour 哦, “恐惧因素”我看了,也许半小时

After that, felt like I needed a long shower 在此之后,觉得我需要一个很长的淋浴

Network execs with naked ambitions 网络高管赤裸的野心

"Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians" “下周在狐狸,看狮子吃基督徒”

   

Like to tie up those programming planners 想绑住这些节目策划

Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners" 让时间看所有的垃圾,直到他们的头上爆炸一样“扫描仪”

Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor" 水蛭覆盖的“幸存者”平头eatin 傻瓜

Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider 看看有詹姆斯立顿讨论罗布施奈德先生的作品

   

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver" 这里面的“吉利根”和“海绵宝宝”,加上有“百战天龙”

And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a 和杰雷诺得到了麦当娜,嘿嘿还有卢克·佩里在

Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey" 特种所有猪拉丁插曲“德鲁·凯里”

   

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak 想打开“ E.T. ” “因为我是个八卦的怪胎

And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week 我得知道是谁洛佩兹是marryin “这个星期

A 30 second spot 30秒点

Then we come back to "Are You Hot?" 然后,我们再回过头来“你热吗? ”

I was planning on recording "The Sopranos" 我打算拍摄“黑道家族”

I forgot 我忘了

   

I love shows with or without a plot 我喜欢演出有或没有的情节

I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot 我会盯着,直到我的腿麻了,我的眼睛布满血丝

Because I only have got 因为我只有拿到

One brain to rot 一个大脑腐烂

I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot 我会用我的生命看电视了不少

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" “你会失去你的头脑看电视”

They told me, they'd scold me 他们告诉我,他们会骂我

But I'd still tune in every show (show) 但我还是调在每一个节目(节目)

My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我的电缆获得的C- SPAN ,电视,土地,和HBO

The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo) 科幻频道和AMC和寿命(岁)

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" “你会失去你的头脑看电视”

They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no) 他们告诉我,哄骗我, “关闭的奥普拉·温弗瑞秀” (无)

I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我得到了它在C- SPAN ,电视,土地,和HBO

The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo) 学习频道及MTV和寿命(岁)

(You're gonna) (你会)

   

You can watch anything you want to, man 你可以看你想要什么,人

歌词 Couch Potato 的中文对照歌词翻译地址:https://www.englisher.net/lyrics/lyric/couch-potato/