Last night at the bar it was karaoke night 昨天晚上在酒吧这是卡拉OK之夜

Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright 是啊，每个人都在那儿感觉好吗

They got big margarita pitchers, two for one 他们得到了很大的玛格丽塔投手，二一

Yum, yum! 百胜集团，百胜！

They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun 他们感到自由自在，并准备一些有趣的

   

When I signed up, I was ready to go 当我注册了，我已经准备好去

But they didn't call my name for an hour or so 但是他们没有叫我的名字了一个小时左右

Damn if they didn't make me wait too long 该死的，如果他们没有让我等太久

I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon's song 我是在没有还挺塑造唱乔恩·邦的歌

   

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK

   

If you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be 如果继续喝酒你会成为

Too drunk to karaoke, just like me 太醉卡拉OK，就像我一样

   

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK

   

Well, the place got rockin', temptation was strong 好了，这个地方得到了摇滚，诱惑力是很强的

All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on 所有漂亮的女孩养了eggin “我的

Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair 好吧，我早该一直在我的拖鞋粘在椅子上

But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair 但是，没有我跳直到与梳背我的头发

   

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK

   

You can sing in the shower till you sound real good 您可以在淋浴时唱歌，直到你的声音真不错

You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood 你可以恐吓整个该死的邻居

But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand 但是，当你打那个阶段与麦克风在你的手

You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans 你最好自己的步伐的儿子，如果你想有粉丝

   

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK

   

If you ask me, hell I killed that song! 如果你问我，到底是我杀了那首歌！

When I looked around, everybody was gone 当我环顾四周，每个人都已经走了

Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age 除了几个壮汉回合我一半年龄

They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage 他们抢过话筒扔我走下舞台

   

You're too drunk to karaoke 你太醉卡拉OK

That's what they told me 这就是他们告诉我

You're too drunk to karaoke 你太醉卡拉OK

How can that be? 怎么可能呢？

   

You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined 不必为好，不必精制

You just have to be a legend in your own mind 你只需要在你自己的心中的传奇

Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key 没有排练，甚至唱关键

Just prove that theory of drunketivity 只是证明drunketivity的这一理论

   

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK

Look at me! 看着我！

You're too drunk to karaoke 你太醉卡拉OK

Just like me 就像我一样

Too drunk to karaoke 太醉卡拉OK