When you walked in, I said with a grin 当你走进去，我笑着说：

That we were just talking about you 原来我们只是在谈论你

We all had to lie because you would cry 我们都不得不说谎，因为你会哭泣

If you knew we were laughing at you 如果你知道，我们在你们都在笑

In the momentary lull before the band begins to play 在短暂的平静之前，乐队开始演奏

There's an overwhelming stench of alibi 有不在犯罪现场的压倒性恶臭

   

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Enjoy the humour of the situation 享受形势的幽默

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Enjoy the humour of the situation 享受形势的幽默

   

I said on the phone "don't wait til I'm home" 我说在手机上“不要等待，直到我回来了”

But I'm sure I could hear you crying 但我敢肯定，我能听到你哭

I said where I was, but you doubt it because 我说我在哪里，但是你怀疑这是因为

It's the caller I.D. you're buying 这是主叫内径你买

In the hour that it took for me to drive up to the door 因为它花了一小时让我开车门

You'd arranged all my belongings on the lawn 你安排我的一切在草坪上

   

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Enjoy the humour of the situation 享受形势的幽默

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Enjoy the humour of the situation 享受形势的幽默

   

Have you heard the one about the boy 你有没有听说过一个关于男孩

Who moved into the henhouse to sleep? 谁搬进鸡舍睡觉？

He woke up with egg on his face 他醒来的时候鸡蛋在脸上

When he found out all the hens had crossed the street 当他发现所有的母鸡已经越过马路

   

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Enjoy the humour of the situation 享受形势的幽默

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Enjoy the humour of the situation 享受形势的幽默

   

As I walked out, I thought about all I had left behind me 当我走了出去，我想到我已经离开我的身后

I felt a chill because I was still 我感到一阵寒意，因为我还

Wearing the emperor's new clothes 穿着皇帝的新装

My mind was racing with each chance that I had missed 我的心是赛车与每个机会，我错过了

While your next door neighbour soaked be with the house 虽然你的隔壁邻居是浸泡的房子

I've never felt so small, I've never been so dissed 我从来没有觉得这么小，我从来没有这么dissed

As I shiver, dripping, while the chorus goes: 当我颤抖，滴，而合唱云：

   

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Come on now, now 来吧，现在

Enjoy the humour of the situation 享受形势的幽默