Wiped out down the stairs 歼灭下楼

I'll bet you there's a song in there 我敢打赌，你有一首歌在那里

I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down 我不知道我准备把它写下来

That guy should be me 那家伙应该是我

I'd look much better on t.v. 我想看看在T.V.好得多

Then the world would see 那么世界将看到

That I can do anything 我可以做任何事情

   

I can be that 我能说

But soon you'll see that 但很快你会看到，

I will never do anything 我永远不会做任何事情

   

Let's play tic tac toe 让我们玩井字

I'll play X, you can be the O. 我会打X中，可以是O。

Thoughts of turning pro 转为职业选手的思考

Have crossed my mind 已经越过我的脑海

I could make a mint 我可以做一个薄荷

Fill my pockets with more than lint 填写我的口袋里有超过皮棉

I'll give you a hint 我会给你一个提示

It involves the "internet" 它涉及“互联网”

   

I can be that 我能说

But soon you'll see that 但很快你会看到，

I will never do anything 我永远不会做任何事情

I can be that 我能说

But soon you'll see that 但很快你会看到，

I will never do anything 我永远不会做任何事情

   

Don't write me off as an also ran 别给我写了作为一个也跑了

Just mark me down as an angry man 只是纪念我下来作为一个愤怒的人

Got a big chip, you want a fat lip? 有一个大的芯片，你想胖唇？

How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets? 怎么回合CHICLETS了一口？

Life passed me by, but it's not my fault 生命从我身边走过，但它不是我的错

I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt? 我会舔我的伤口，你可以通过盐？

I can be that, but soon you'll see that 我能说的，但很快你会看到

I will never do anything 我永远不会做任何事情

   

If I were the king 如果我是王

All my subjects they would dance and sing 我所有的科目，他们将载歌载舞

They could kiss my ring 他们可以亲吻我的戒指

And kiss my ass 亲吻我的屁股

When I'm old and grey 当我老了，灰

I'll look back on my life and say 我回头看我的生活，说

"Give me one more day, “给我一天时间，

And I'll still never do anything." 而且我还会不会做任何事情。“

   

I can be that 我能说

but soon you'll see that 但很快你会看到，

I will never do anything 我永远不会做任何事情

I can be that 我能说

But soon you'll see that 但很快你会看到，

I will never do anything 我永远不会做任何事情

I can be that 我能说

But soon you'll see that 但很快你会看到，

I will never do anything 我永远不会做任何事情

I can be that 我能说

But soon you'll see that 但很快你会看到，

I will never do anything 我永远不会做任何事情