Well, I stare at myself in the mirror 嗯，我在镜子里盯着自己

When I wake up every morn 当我每天早上醒来

And I marvel at how great I've been 我惊叹于我是多么伟大了

Since the day that I was born 自从那天我出生

   

I've made so many albums 我做了这么多专辑

I've run out of things to name 'em 我已经用完的东西来命名时间

My fans all want to be like me 我的粉丝都希望能像我一样

And really, who can blame 'em 真的，谁又能责怪时间

   

Teenage groupies all surround me 十几岁的追星族都围绕着我

I guess I know why 我想我知道为什么

No one else can match my charm 没有人能比得上我的魅力

Why do they even try 为什么他们甚至尝试

   

All the girls in college 所有的女孩在大学

Turned me down for other fellas 拒绝了我的其他小伙子们

But I know why, it seems to me 但我知道为什么，在我看来，

They're just insanely jealous 他们只是疯狂嫉妒

Who wouldn't be 谁不会

   

Some people call it self-indulgence 有些人把它叫做自我放纵

But they just don't understand 但他们就是不明白

That it's hard to be too humble 这很难过于谦虚

When you know that you're so grand 当你知道你是如此盛大

   

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect 而且我不是说我是完美的

I just want you to see 我只是想让你知道

That I've never met a person 我从来没有见过一个人

Who's as wonderful as me 谁的一样美好我

   

Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty 现在，我不是自大或者傲慢

And I'm certainly not conceited 而且我肯定不自负

But anyone trying to match my wits 但任何人都设法满足我的斗智斗勇

Is very soon defeated 被很快败下阵来

   

I'm a marvellous human being 我是一个了不起的人

I'm just one big hunk of man 我只是一个大男人大块

Sometimes I have to marvel 有时候，我不得不惊叹

At how very great I am 如何非常大，我

   

Some people call it self-indulgence 有些人把它叫做自我放纵

But they just don't understand 但他们就是不明白

That it's hard to be too humble 这很难过于谦虚

When you know that you're so grand 当你知道你是如此盛大

   

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect 而且我不是说我是完美的

I just want you to see 我只是想让你知道

That I've never met a person 我从来没有见过一个人

Who's as marvellous, spectacular 谁是为神奇，壮观

Fantastic and terrific 太棒了，妙极

And so very great and wonderful as me 所以很大的，了不起的我