Dear Abby, Dear Abby... 亲爱的艾比，亲爱的艾比...

My feet are too long 我的脚太长

My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong 我的头发的脱落，我的权利都错了

My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all 我的朋友，他们都告诉我，我已经没有朋友可言

Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call 你不给我写了一封信，你会不会给我打电话

Signed Bewildered 签名迷惑

   

Bewildered, Bewildered... 一脸茫然，迷惑......

   

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You have no complaint 你有没有投诉

You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't 你是什么你是，你是不是，你什么都不是

So listen up Buster, and listen up good 听好了巴斯特，并听取了良好的

Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood 祭拜用坏运气和敲木头

   

Dear Abby, Dear Abby... 亲爱的艾比，亲爱的艾比...

My fountain pen leaks 我的钢笔漏水

My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks 我的妻子霍勒斯我和我的孩子都是怪胎

Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed 每一个身边，我起床是床上错边

If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead 如果不是那么贵我希望我已经死了

Signed Unhappy 签名不快乐

   

Unhappy, Unhappy... 不快乐的，不快乐...

   

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Dear Abby, Dear Abby... 亲爱的艾比，亲爱的艾比...

You won't believe this 你不会相信这

But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss 但是我的肚子让我每次亲吻的声音

My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head 我的女朋友告诉我，这一切都在我的脑海

But my stomach tells me to write you instead 但是我的肚子告诉我，而不是你写

Signed Noise-maker 签名噪音制造者

   

Noise-maker, Noise-maker 噪音制造者，噪音制造者

   

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Dear Abby, Dear Abby... 亲爱的艾比，亲爱的艾比...

Well I never thought 嗯，我从来没有想过

That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught 我和我的女朋友会永远被抓到

We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze 我们坐在后座只是闲聊

With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees 她的头发在卷发器及她的裤子到膝盖

Signed Just Married 签名刚刚结婚

   

Just Married, Just Married... 刚刚结婚，刚刚结婚...

   

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