A farmer on a tractor 拖拉机上有个农夫

Plowing in the field 在犁田

Doing all he can to increase the yield 拼尽全力，他可以增加产量

But the more he raises 但更多的，他提出了

The more the price goes down 越是价格下跌

   

Over at the factory 在出厂

Working on the line 工作就行

You do a good job and never fall behind 你做一个好工作，永不落伍

So your quota goes up every time you turn around 所以，你的名额每次你转身时上升

It ain't nothing new, it's called Catch 22 这不是什么新鲜事了，这就是所谓的第二十二条军规

   

[Chorus:] [合唱： ]

Heads they win, tails you lose 他们赢了头，反面你输

It's all the same either way you choose 这是所有的意思都一样，你选择

You're damned if you don't and even if you do 如果你不这样做，即使你做你该死

It's (still) a Catch 22 这是（还是）一个两难22

   

Tell a man you love him 告诉一个人你爱他

He starts backing up 他开始备份

Tell him you don't and he's a lovesick pup 告诉他你不和他是一个害相思病的小狗

You try to get together 您尝试扎堆

And watch it fall apart 看着它四分五裂

Hey, I've been there too, what a Catch 22 嘿，我已经有过，什么是第二十二条军规

   

[Repeat Chorus] [重复合唱]

   

Oh, it's a Catch 22 哦，这是一个两难22

No matter what you do, it's a Catch 22 不管你做什么，这是一个两难22