Sitting on the shelf when someone called my number 坐在架子上，当有人叫我的号码

With a template in one hand, scissors in the other 用一只手的模板，剪刀在其他

'What lump of clay is this?' Said the king maker to me “什么土疙瘩是什么？ ”国王说制造商给我

Dull, gray matter, perfect for his alchemy 沉闷，灰色的物质，非常适合他的炼金术

The future flesh and blood on the bones of the big lie 未来的血肉上的弥天大谎的骨头

A no-wit who's face fits and never wonders why 一个没有机智谁的脸一阵一阵从未想知道为什么

I met my Mephistophelles, the papers sealed in blood 我遇到了我Mephistophelles ，试卷密封在血液中

Like I got a transfer deal the lad done good 像我有一个转会合同的小伙子做了很好的

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

Good King Danbert at the helm 好国王Danbert掌舵

His face on every coin of the realm 他的境界，每一个硬币的脸

And every time we sing, it's three cheers for the king 而我们每次唱的时候，它的三呼为王

Hey, hey, hey 嘿，嘿，嘿

Sirhan, Sirhan, where have you gone? 索罕，索罕，你去哪了？

All mixed up 所有混合起来

We take a fool for a king 我们以一个傻瓜的国王

All mixed up 所有混合起来

Mistake a fool for a king 误当成傻瓜国王

[Repeat] [重复]

   

The washing powder advert 洗衣粉广告

That everybody hates 每个人都讨厌

But all the research shows that's how brand names are made 但所有的研究表明，是如何的品牌名称由

Squeaky clean, no skeletons 干干净净的，没有骨骼

In other words I've never lived 换句话说，我从来没有住过

Makes me highly-qualified 让我高素质

To decide what gives 要决定什么给

Rough-shod, riding rail-road 粗糙穿鞋，骑铁路公路

Over all the awkward questions 在所有尴尬的问题

Queen Victoria of Grantham 葛量洪维多利亚女王

To give me her blessing 给我祝福她

It's written all over me 这是写在我

I'm touched by the hand 我的手摸

I am the something very rotten 我的东西很臭

In the state of little England 在小英的状态

   

[Repeat chorus] [重复合唱]

   

All mixed up 所有混合起来

[Repeat] [重复]