I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried 我写了一首关于一个叫克莱胎儿谁试图

To run for governor before he died 竞选州长之前，他就死了

He lived in California but traveled worldwide 他住在加州，但足迹遍及世界各地

It was a big huge hit! Just kidding I lied 这是一个很大很大的打击！只是在开玩笑我说谎

There's the song about the 90's, I sampled Ace of Base 有一个关于90年代的歌，我品尝基地王牌

But kept it off the album in the interest of taste 但味觉的利益保持它关闭专辑

"Cheyenne Rock City," a song about touring “夏延岩城， ”关于旅游的一首歌

But rhymes about Wyoming are really very boring 但是关于怀俄明州的童谣真的很无聊

As for the Churchill song, give me a break! 至于丘吉尔歌曲，饶了我吧！

How many songs about England could my listeners take? 有多少歌曲有关英国可能我的听众走？

There was a track about women and the drama they bring 有关于女人的轨道和他们带来的话剧

"Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things" “辣妹让家伙们很愚蠢的事情”

Remember "Geeked Out"? You don't but I do, 还记得“ Geeked去” ？你不这样做，但我做的，

"The geek shall inherit the Earth," it's true! “极客必承受地土， ”这是真的！

I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks í厉声对书呆子比乔克斯冷却器

But if I wanted biased news, 但是，如果我想有偏见的新闻，

I would have just watched Fox 我刚才看了福克斯

   

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I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one 我有21的概念，但一击不是一

If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you son 如果你有问题的歌词，我觉得对你不好的儿子

I've got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb 我有歌曲列表在这里，我一度以为是炸弹

But when I laid them down in ProTools 但是，当我在使用ProTools奠定下来

They all came out wrong! 他们都出来了错了！

   

"Las Vegas Invasion" was a sci-fi track “拉斯维加斯入侵”是一部科幻轨道

About aliens addicted to playing blackjack 关于外星人沉迷于玩21点

I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick 我写了一首关于一个孩子谁提出了自己的一抖

But got a bad review in Ranger Rick 但得到的护林员瑞克一个差评

I didn't want to get lynched or punched in mouth 我不想得到私刑处死或打孔口

So I didn't do that song making fun of the South 所以我没有做南方的那首歌制作的乐趣

I did a song about how girls at Stanford are whack 我做了关于在斯坦福的女孩是如何走出低谷的一首歌

Called "College Is Where Girls Go to Get Fat" 所谓“大学就是女孩去发胖”

There was the KRS slash Nirvana debut 这里是KRS斜线涅槃登场

But the mash-up thing was so 2002 但混搭的事情是如此2002

I did an anti-Bush track, and then I did five more 我做了一个反布什的曲目，然后我做了五个

But "Rock Against Bush" was so 2004 但“岩石反对布什”是如此2004

I wrote a song about China, how could I go wrong? 我写的关于中国的一首歌，我怎么会错呢？

I rapped in Cantonese about Mao Zedong í厉声问毛泽东

It went um goy, neh ho ma? 它接着嗯异教徒，尼豪马？

Nehih sik ying mun ma? Nehih植英门马？

   

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I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one 我有21的概念，但一击不是一

If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you son 如果你有问题的歌词，我觉得对你不好的儿子

I've got CD-R of tracks I once thought would be tight 我有曲目我曾经以为会是紧张的CD-R

But when I played it for my girl I slept alone that night! 但是，当我玩了我的女孩，我独自睡了一夜！

   

Write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot 写关于被粉碎了很多罐一首歌

Write a dental hygiene jam that says, "brush a lot" 写口腔卫生堵塞，上面写着： “刷了很多”

Write a Bill O'Reilly track that says "hush" a lot 写比尔OReilly的轨道，上面写着“嘘”了不少

No I'm not a player I like Rush a lot! 不，我不是球员，我喜欢涌进了很多！

   

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I've got 21 concepts but a single ain't one 我有21的概念，但单是不是一

"If you're still referencing Jay Z I feel bad for you son" “如果你还引用周杰伦訾心疼你的儿子”

So what's the secret to hip-hop, jazz, blues and rock? 那么什么是秘密嘻哈，爵士，蓝调和摇滚？

Step one get out a pad and kill your writer's block... start! 步骤一走出垫和杀死你的作家的块......开始！

I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one 我有21的概念，但一击不是一

If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you son 如果你有问题的歌词，我觉得对你不好的儿子

I've got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb 我有歌曲列表在这里，我一度以为是炸弹

But when I laid them down in ProTools 但是，当我在使用ProTools奠定下来

They all came out wrong! 他们都出来了错了！