You can't rap, my friend, you're white and you're from Fulham 你不能说唱，我的朋友，你是白人，你是从富勒姆

Please put down the mic, there's no way you can fool them 请放下话筒，有没有你可以欺骗他们的方式

Don't be stupid, you won't get that far 别傻了，你会不会走到这一步

Turn your back on Hip Hop, bro, and go and play guitar 把你的背部上的Hip Hop ，兄弟，一起去弹吉他

   

Of all the possibilities I ever coulda chosen 一切准备我本应该永远选择

Supposing career wise I'd picked Hip Hop 假如职业生涯明智的我已经挑嘻哈

Imagine all the tip top rapper's bottom lips drop 想象一下，所有的尖端顶级说唱歌手的底部嘴唇滴

Sitting there shocked that some other bloody shit hot 坐在那里惊呆了，其他一些血腥的狗屎热

Dude with a mullet, bussin shorts, wearing flip flops 花花公子与鲻鱼， bussin短裤，穿着拖鞋

Is spitting to a gathering looking like a criss cross 随地吐痰是一种聚会看起来像十字交叉

Of fans loving Prodigy, Kylie and Slipknot 球迷爱奇才，凯莉和活结

Nearly coulda happened bro, look at me, I shit not 近本应该发生的兄弟，看我，我不拉屎

Little Elliot rhymes for the hell of it 小艾略特押韵为它的地狱

If only he was ghetto mans, maybe we would sell a bit 如果他是芒贫民窟，也许我们会卖一点

I tried hard to dig up the credentials 我用力挖的凭据

Even thought about putting gold in my dentals 甚至想过把黄金在我dentals

An Anglo Saxon with a broken accent 盎格鲁撒克逊人带着一颗破碎的口音

But rappers from Fulham get a strange reaction 但是从富勒姆说唱歌手得到一个奇怪的反应

I said bye to Rap, saw the issue at hand 我说再见，以说唱，看到手头的问题

Some guitar lessons later, formed my own band 一些吉他课以后，形成了自己的乐队

   

You can't rap, my friend, you're white and you're from Fulham 你不能说唱，我的朋友，你是白人，你是从富勒姆

Please put down the mic, there's no way you can fool them 请放下话筒，有没有你可以欺骗他们的方式

Don't be stupid, you won't get that far 别傻了，你会不会走到这一步

Turn your back on Hip Hop, bro, and go and play guitar 把你的背部上的Hip Hop ，兄弟，一起去弹吉他

   

Attention seeking, how far should a man go? 求关注，多远应该一个人去吗？

Cut his ear off like Vincent Van Gogh 砍他的耳朵了像文森特凡高

Dash cash to the crowd so the venue scrambles 冲现金的人群让会场争

Turn my good life into a baby shambles 打开我的生活变成一个婴儿烂摊子

Fuck myself up real properly like Pete Doherty 真正正确他妈的自己像皮特·多赫蒂

Cover of heat, I'm hot property 热盖，我好热性

Everybody's clocking me, I own the crowd 每个人都在超频，我自己的人群

Then I gotta link me up with a girls aloud 然后，我要联系我了一个女孩大声

Next, exchange vows now my pop's is proud 接下来，交换誓言，现在我的流行音乐的骄傲

There's a nine on my cloud, I'm as pleased as I ever been, bro 还有我的云九，我是高兴的，因为我去过，哥们

Mans flash like Jose Mourinho 芒闪烁像穆里尼奥

Women crave me like bottles of pinot 女性渴望我像瓶黑比诺的

Now I've got big I can fight photographers 现在，我已经有了很大的我可以打摄影师

Bang the obvious, please biographers 一声明显的，请传记

Spend currency 'til there ain't none left 花的货币，直到没有都不剩

And when I need more I'll fake my own death 而当我需要更多的我会假我自己的死亡

   

You can't rap, my friend, you're white and you're from Fulham 你不能说唱，我的朋友，你是白人，你是从富勒姆

Please put down the mic, there's no way you can fool them 请放下话筒，有没有你可以欺骗他们的方式

Don't be stupid, you won't get that far 别傻了，你会不会走到这一步

Turn your back on Hip Hop, bro, and go and play guitar 把你的背部上的Hip Hop ，兄弟，一起去弹吉他

   

Right now it's just hit and miss, soon I'll taste a bit of bliss 现在，它只是碰运气，很快我就尝到了一点幸福

Banging chicks at worst with looks like Jayne Middlemiss 敲打小鸡在最坏的情况与模样杰恩Middlemiss

Never doing hideous, it's too bad for business 永远不要做可怕的，这太糟糕了业务

I spin when they grin with skin like Darth Sidious í旋转时，皮肤像达斯·西帝眉开眼笑

Never out-riddle this, all chattin' gibberish 从来没有出这个谜，所有廷胡言乱语

Verbal diarrhea so you're never getting rid of this 口头腹泻，所以你永远都不会摆脱这种

I hear your retorts, there's all sorts like liquorice 我听到你的反驳，有各种样的甘草

I can sense your bitterness, you wishing you written this 我能感觉到你的痛苦，愿你写了这

   

You can't rap, my friend, you're white and you're from Fulham 你不能说唱，我的朋友，你是白人，你是从富勒姆

Please put down the mic, there's no way you can fool them 请放下话筒，有没有你可以欺骗他们的方式

Don't be stupid, you won't get that far 别傻了，你会不会走到这一步

Turn your back on Hip Hop, bro, and go and play guitar 把你的背部上的Hip Hop ，兄弟，一起去弹吉他