I was on my last warning from Mrs Example, 我对我的太太为例最后警告，

Clean up my act stop being an asshole, 清理我的行为不再是个混蛋，

Didn't help my debacle, 没有帮助我崩溃，

I'd just woken up from an all day, all night, filthy (barkle), 我刚刚醒来，从一整天，整夜，污秽（ barkle ）

Something quite (bait) about today's date, 东西挺（饵）今天的日期，

I'd was hard to locate I'd drunk too much Pernod, 我很难找到我最好喝太多了保乐力加，

Took another swipe with my Mach 3 Turbo, 又过了刷卡与我3马赫涡轮增压，

Then it hit me like a raging inferno. 然后，它打我像一个熊熊的火海。

   

I don't believe it I, 我不相信它，我，

Forgot her bloody birthday card, 忘了她血淋淋的生日卡，

She won't be a happy gal, 她不会是一个快乐的姑娘，

Forgot her bloody birthday card, 忘了她血淋淋的生日卡，

She's gonna scream and yell, 她会尖叫和呼喊，

Forgot her bloody birthday card, 忘了她血淋淋的生日卡，

She'll leave me man, she might as well, 她会离开我的男人，她不如，

Forgot her bloody birthday card. 忘了她血淋淋的生日贺卡。

   

I try to keep things relative, 我尽量保持相对的东西，

Never give [?] to myself if I can, 永不放弃[？]我自己，如果我可以，

But I can only think negative, 但我只能想到消极的，

Used to tell her shit like I'd lost my pen, 用来告诉她妈就像我失去了我的笔，

Now there's a chance I'll never see her face again, 现在有一个机会，我永远也不会再见到她的脸，

So I walk a fine line, but it's not the end, 所以，我走精品路线，但它不是终点，

See I bought her a voucher for H and M, 见我买了优惠券与H和M ，

She can get a new skirt and she'll look the part, 她可以得到一个新的裙子，她会看的部分，

And if it don't work pour out my heart, 如果它不工作倾注了我的心脏，

   

Look, yeah, I'm going to be completely honest with you, 你看，是的，我要完全跟你说实话，

You know I love you, you know I respect you, 你知道我爱你，你知道，我尊重你，

At the end of the day, a birthday card, 在一天结束的时候，一张生日卡，

It's just a piece of paper isn't it? 这只是一张纸，不是吗？

In an envelope. 在一个信封。

Yeah I know a voucher is a piece of paper too, 是的，我知道的凭证是一张纸也一样，

Yeah, but you can get a skirt with that, 是的，但你可以得到与裙子，

Well you can get shoes then. 好吧，你可以得到鞋子后。

   

Wait, nah that's bullshit, 等待，罗那是废话，

I can't do that, 我不能做到这一点，

Can't sound like a wanker, (a girly chat), 不能听起来像一个混蛋， （一少女聊天） ，

So I gotta make a dash for the petrol station, 所以，我得做一个冲刺的加油站，

Cause their cards are perfect for any occasion, 导致他们的卡是适合任何场合，

I drop my razor and splash my (boat), 我把我的剃须刀和飞溅我的（船） ，

I grab some tracky-d's and a random coat, 我抓住了一些tracky -D的和随机的外套，

Then I'm on it with a wallet, 然后，我就可以带钱包，

And I hit the pavement, 我撞地，

I'm running down the street with my face half shaven, 我跑在街上与我的脸一半剃光，

   

I'm getting stronger and stronger my legs are burning, 我越来越强壮我的腿被烧毁，

There's still hope yet just a couple of turn-in's, 还是有希望但短短的几个回合中的，

See the longer I wander the more I scream, 看到不再是我，我就越尖叫徘徊，

She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to. 随后，她又在这里10和它的季度。

   

I don't believe it I, 我不相信它，我，

Forgot her bloody birthday card, 忘了她血淋淋的生日卡，

She won't be a happy gal, 她不会是一个快乐的姑娘，

Forgot her bloody birthday card, 忘了她血淋淋的生日卡，

She's gonna scream and yell, 她会尖叫和呼喊，

Forgot her bloody birthday card, 忘了她血淋淋的生日卡，

She'll leave me man, she might as well, 她会离开我的男人，她不如，

Forgot her bloody birthday card. 忘了她血淋淋的生日贺卡。

   

I get to the garage, 我到车库，

Panic scanning the rack, 恐慌扫描架，

99 percent of the range is all crap, 99％的范围内都是废话，

Happy Birthday Dad, Worlds Best Mother, 生日快乐爸爸，世界上最好的妈妈，

I Love You Sister, You're a Special Brother, 我爱你妹妹，你是一个特殊的兄弟，

No other bloody card with a cover for a lover, 没有其他的血淋淋的卡有盖的情人，

Plus I'm getting kinda stressed as I search for another, 再加上我越来越有点强调我搜索其他，

But this one struck me, 但是这一次让我吃惊，

It's pink and funky, 它是粉红色和质朴，

With a cartoon print of a drunken monkey. 有一个喝醉酒的猴子卡通印刷。

   

There's a chance I'll make it I'm nearly done, 有机会我会补偿我几乎做了，

I hand him the coins and it's time to run, 我把他的硬币，它的时间来运行，

Now it's 5 minutes too and I'm nearly home, 现在， 5分钟也和我差不多的家，

I feel a vibration and check my phone. 我觉得有振动，检查我的手机。

   

The message reads, "Honey, I'll be there shortly", 贺电说， “亲爱的，我会在那里不久” ，

"I just got off the bus and I've started walking", “我刚下了车，我已经开始走”

So like Kelly Holmes I sprint the home straight, 所以像凯利霍尔姆斯í冲刺最后直路，

I rip my tracky-d's as I hurdle the gate, í撕碎了我的tracky - D的，因为我关了门，

I crash through the door, I fall up the stairs, 翻车了门，我跌倒了楼梯，

Looking like I've been in intensive care, 看起来像我一直在重症监护室，

The Biro's fucked, the pencil's broken, 在比罗的性交，铅笔的坏了，

I grab a Magic Marker and write a token, 我抢魔法标记，并写了一个道理，

Of my appreciation for her, 我欣赏她，

And the things that make her so per-fect, 而这使她的东西，所以每FECT ，

Shit, there's the bell, 妈的，还有的钟声，

I seal the envelope it should all be swell, í密封的信封应该全部膨胀，

Look, here she is, my Kiera Knightly, 你看，在这里，她是我的Kiera奈特丽，

She gives me a kiss and I hug her tightly, 她给了我一个吻，我抱着她不放，

She asks why I've only shaved half my face, 她问我为什么只剃一半我的脸，

And sweating like I've just come first in some race, 和出汗像我刚刚先在一些比赛中，

   

I got up extra early, 我得到了额外的早期，

To exercise and stretch my thighs, 锻炼和伸展我的大腿，

So I could see my special girly, 所以，我可以看到我的特殊娘娘腔，

She looks in my eyes and sees my lies, 她在看我的眼睛，看到我的谎言，

With a dubious face she accepts the card, 有一个可疑的脸，她接受了卡，

She reads it, drops it and slaps me hard, 她读它，丢弃它，并掴了我一下，

I open it up and prepare for doom, 我打开它，并为末日做准备，

The text in the card reads Get Well Soon. 在卡行文早日康复。

   

I don't believe it I, 我不相信它，我，

Forgot her bloody birthday card, 忘了她血淋淋的生日卡，

She won't be a happy gal, 她不会是一个快乐的姑娘，

Forgot her bloody birthday card, 忘了她血淋淋的生日卡，

She's gonna scream and yell, 她会尖叫和呼喊，

Forgot her bloody birthday card, 忘了她血淋淋的生日卡，

She'll leave me man, she might as well, 她会离开我的男人，她不如，

Forgot her bloody birthday card. 忘了她血淋淋的生日贺卡。

   

Ok, I admit, yeah, I messed up big time, 好吧，我承认，是的，我搞砸了大的时候，

But have I got a surprise for you? 但我有一个意想不到的东西给你？

Yep, nah man, wait for it, 是的，全息的男人，等待它，

I booked us a table, 我订了我们一个表，

At Nandos, 在Nandos ，

No ser... where you going?, 未系...你要去哪里？

Serious, where you going?, 严重的，你要去哪里？

It's only a card! 这只是一张卡片！