I was in a club, one Friday. 我是在一个俱乐部，一个星期五。

A lovely Lady comes walking my way. 一个可爱的小姐来走我的路。

She walked up and she said hello. 她走了，她说，你好。

I said hi, my names Joe. 我说：嗨，我的名字叫乔。

I was lyin', so was she. 我是胡扯，所以是她。

She said her name was Donna, 她说，她的名字叫唐娜，

But her shirt said Marie. 但她的衬衫说玛丽。

Once you get to know me, 一旦你了解我，

You'll never forget me. 你永远也不会忘记我。

I said why, then she bit me. 我说为什么，然后她咬了我。

   

Ouch! 哎哟！

That didn't hurt. 这并没有受伤。

Kinda nicked me, 还挺有缺口了我，

But she ripped my shirt. 但她撕开我的衬衫。

At that point I fell asleep. 在这一点上，我睡着了。

Woke up at her house, 醒来的时候在她家，

In the back of a jeep. 在一辆吉普车的后面。

A Blazer, '89 宽松的外衣， 89

Tinted windows, 车窗，

I wish it was mine. 我想这是我的。

Oh, it is, 哦，是这样，

But where are my keys? 但是，在我的钥匙？

There they are...in the ignition. 他们在那里......在点火。

   

I'm at her house. 我在她家。

It's a Tepee. 这是一个帐篷。

No, a skyscrapper. 不， skyscrapper 。

No, an igloo. 不，圆顶冰屋。

No, it's a shack. 不，这是一个窝棚。

Forget it, I'll go around back. 算了吧，我会出去转转回来。

It's a castle, with a moat 这是一个城堡，有护城河

How I get Across...Boat. 我是怎么穿越......船。

   

[Twilight Zone noise] 【阴阳魔界噪音]

Shooo...I hate that sound. Shooo ......我恨的声音。

   

I went inside, 我走到里面，

Looked right, looked left. 看着吧，看了看就走了。

There she is. 在那里，她是。

Oh, no Thats Jeff. 哦，不，那是杰夫。

He's invisible. 他是看不见的。

I went downstairs. 我下楼。

It's a loft. 这是一间阁楼。

No, it's a dungeon! 不，这是一个地牢！

There she is, doing areobics. 在那里，她是做areobics 。

No, yoga. 不，瑜伽。

No, karate. 不，空手道。

   

*You killed my teacher!!!* *你杀了我的老师！ *

But what a body! 但身体！

   

No, she wasn't there. 不，她不在那儿。

I'm tellin you I saw her. 我告诉你，我看到了她。

No, really I saw her. 不，我真的看见了她。

She was playing checkers. 她玩跳棋。

No, Nintendo. 不，任天堂。

Ok, I'm lying. 好吧，我在说谎。

   

There she is, 在那里，她是，

Watching T.V. 看T.V.

All My Children. 所有我的孩子。

No, thats Cosby. 不，这就是科斯比。

No, Speed Racer. 不，极速赛车手。

No, thats Shaft. 不，这就是轴。

No, thats Kimble. 不，这就是金布尔。

My fault...the T.V.'s off. 我的错...的T.V.的关闭。

   

There she is, what a doll. 在那里，她是怎样一个娃娃。

No, that's Chucky from Child's play! 不，那是阿特金斯从孩子们的游戏！

I kissed her, 我吻了她，

And she told me this is home... 她告诉我，这是家...

I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone.... 我进叫阴阳魔界尺寸....

Where anything can happen. 如有任何事情都有可能发生。

   

I'm rough like sandpaper, 我很粗糙的像砂纸，

Hard like algebra. 硬似代数。

You should be glad that I was nice, 你应该高兴，我很高兴，

And I allowed ya to 我允许遐

Step on stage. 步在舞台上。

To kick your ryhmes off. 踢你ryhmes了。

I tried to be nice, 我想对我好，

But you mistook that for softness. 但是，你弄错了，对于柔软性。

Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion! 现在，它的布莱恩地狱与您的意见！

What I say goes fom now on, 一言堂FOM现在开始，

This is my dominion! 这是我的统治！

Are there any rappers to step on stage 是否有任何饶舌歌手步上舞台

Cause if you do You'll feel the force of my rage, 如果你这样做你会感觉我的愤怒的力量造成的，

I'm on a rampage!!!!!!! 我在横冲直撞!!!!!!!

   

Syche just hit me. Syche只是打我。

Jeff wanted to do that, 杰夫要做到这一点，

But I didn't. 但是我没有。

I thought that it would make the reccord dumb. 我认为，这将使reccord哑巴。

I guess I wasn't wrong. 我想我是没有错的。

   

Jack and Jill went up a hill, 杰克和吉尔到山上，

To fetch a pail of water. 去取一桶水。

Jack fell down, 杰克摔倒了，

And broke his crown.... 并打破了他的王冠....

Hickory, dickory, dock. 山核桃，婴儿时间学习，码头。

   

Got to use the bathroom now, 搞到现在使用的卫生间，

Sike, I was drafted. 死磕，我起草。