Now a joke is a joke and funny games are chill 现在，一个笑话是笑话和有趣的游戏寒意

But this isn't funny y'all this is straight up ill 但是，这一点都不好笑你们这是直线上升生病

Now there's a limit to humor and this is goin too far 现在有一个限制的幽默，这是布莱恩太远

I ain't laughin no more y'all now who stole my car 我是不是笑得不多，现在你们都谁偷了我的车

   

Now I don't know if you ever had a car stolen before 现在，我不知道你是否曾经有一辆车被盗前

But it's a real crazy feeling when you walk out the door 但是，当你走出门是一个真正的疯狂的感觉

And you don't need a map or any kinda chart 而你并不需要地图或任何还挺图

To know you're standin in the spot your car used to be parked 要知道你standin在现场你的车来停

Now you know you parked your car there but yet you keep lookin 现在你知道你停你的车有，但你却不断眼含

Cause your mind didn't accept yet that somebody took it 因为你的心中没有接受尚未有人把它

So you're scratching your head and tryin to get things clear 所以，你抓你的头，试着让事情说清楚

And it's always some idiot saying (you're sure you parked here) 它总是有些白痴说（你确定你在这里停）

To call the police would be the move that is smart 叫警察将是很聪明的做法

But instead you keep lookin where you know you didn't park 而是你一直看着，你知道你没有停

Searchin for reasons like maybe tickets you owed Searchin像你欠也许门票的原因

Something to justify that - maybe it got towed 事情来证明 - 也许它得到了拖走

But not stolen n-never forget it 但不是偷来的正过目不忘

But then you ask yourself well where the hell is it 但你问自己还有哪里是啥玩意

If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year 如果有一个奖项，你会赢得今年的假

Cause you're lookin somewhere else when you know you parked it here 因为你是看着别的地方，当你知道你在这里把它停

So through never-neverland you find yourself strollin 因此，通过永不梦幻岛你发现自己strollin

Then when you finally accept that it's stolen 然后，当你终于承认，它的被盗

You call the police and they come and say 你打电话给警察和他们来，说

(That's the 437th car stolen today) （这是第437次车被盗今天）

As if that's somethin that he really needed to mention 如果这是他真正需要提事端

Then they start askin you real dumb questions 然后，他们开始地问，你真愚蠢的问题

Like (well when's the last time that you saw it) 像（也就是，当你看到它的最后时间）

You idiot, right before they stole it 你这个白痴，他们偷走了它的权利之前

Now you're mad this cop is talkin to you 现在你疯了这是警察对你说话

And somebody in your car headed to kalamazoo 而有人在你的车前往卡拉马祖

Officer Fool or whoever you are 官傻瓜或者不管你是谁

Would you please get off your butt and find who stole my car? 请你下车你的屁股，找到谁偷了我的车？

   

I remember my first car, never forget it 我还记得我的第一辆车，永远不会忘记。

A candy apple red I ROC, windows deep tinted 糖果苹果红红的，我中华民国，窗户深茶色

Talk about fast like a rocket to drive 谈论快得像火箭驱动

Went from zero to 60 in like 5.5 从零到60的像5.5

Imagine red rims but that wasn't enough 试想一下，红色的边缘，但是这还不够

It had a car phone for when I wanted to reach out and touch 它有一个车载电话的时候，我想伸手去触摸

An alpine stereo the straight up rock 高山立体声直线上升的岩石

With 12" woofers you could hear for blocks 12“低音单元，你能听到的块

The first day I got it I was frontin real hard 第一天我得到了它，我是龙廷真辛苦

I could hear people sayin (damn, look at that car) 我可以听到人们在说（该死的，看那个车）

I was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it out 我是炒作，我希望我的朋友们来看看

So I went to the spot where they're usually hangin out 所以我去了那个地方他们通常犹豫不决了

Just my luck nobody's standin outside 只是我的运气没人standin外

And I didn't really feel like parkin my ride 我真的不觉得我的帕金坐

So I honked my horn and nobody was comin 所以，我拽住我的角，没有人是科曼

I thougth what the heck, I went inside and left it runnin í吼声到底，我去了里面飞奔离开它

I was inside for 20 seconds that's all 我在里面20秒这一切

I found my friends, I said, "You gotta check this out, y'all" 我发现我的朋友，我说，“你得看看这个，你们都”

But when we came back out the car wasn't there 但是，当我们回来的时候下了车是不存在

(Man you ain't buy nothin) I did, I swear! （男人你不买没什么），我做到了，我发誓！

My friends went inside, I was mad they didn't believe me 我的朋友走了进去，我是疯了，他们不相信我

Now i'm standin outside the spot my car used to be 现在，我站在当场超出了我的车曾经是

It's hard to figure out what to do all alone 这是很难搞清楚该怎么做孤独

But then I got it: call the car phone 但后来我知道了：拨打车载电话

   

(Fresh Prince's car?) （新鲜王子的车？ ）

Yo thief, bring my car back now 哟贼，把我的车回来了

Before I bust your (hold up wait a minute pal) 之前，我的胸围（撑起等一下PAL ）

(Seems like you forgot who's got the keys) （好像你忘记了是谁拿了钥匙）

I thought: he's right, "Well, bring it back, please" 我想：他是对的， “好了，把它带回来，请”

Hello Mr. Thief, don't hang up 您好小偷先生，请不要挂断电话

Aw then luckily Jeff pulled up 胡再幸运的是，杰夫拉升

I told him what had happened someone stole my car 我告诉他发生了什么事有人偷了我的车

I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him, he can't be far" 我说：“来吧，杰夫，让我们得到了他，他也不会太远”

We rode around for about 20 minutes 我们骑着约20分钟

And we were just about to say forget it 我们正要说算了吧

When I spotted him, I said, "Jeff, go get it!" 当我看到他时，我说：“杰夫，去得到它！ ”

We pulled up behind him and man dude jetted 我们拉到他身后，男人的家伙喷出

He was drivin all wild and fast 他却让所有的野生和快速

Like he was gettin points for the stuff that he crashed 像他刚开了点东西，他坠毁

I called him on the car phone again and I said 我打电话给他上车手机又和我说

Of course you realize when I catch you you're dead 当然，你知道，当我抓到你，你就死定了

All through Philly was a high speed chase and 所有通过费城是一个高速追逐，

Dude was playin around like he thought we was racin 哥们是在玩周围像他以为我们是racin

100 miles an hour and he lost control 100英里每小时，他失去了控制

And slammed my car into a telephone pole 并撞上我的车了电话亭

I ran to the car said man you're okay 我跑到了车的人说，你没事

He said yeah so I punched him in the face 他说，是啊，所以我打了他的脸

The cops came up as if it was my fault 警察来了，就好像是我的错

They saw me punch dude and charged me with assault 他们看到了我一拳花花公子指控我殴打

If his neck was closer I probably woulda grabbed it 如果他的脖子上更接近我大概的woulda抓住它

He told the cops that I said he could have it 他告诉警察，我说他可以拥有它

I calmed down and they got things straight 我冷静下来，他们得到的东西直

I saw half my car at 7th street the other half at 8th 我看到一半我的车在第7街8号的另一半

I wanted to just jump in the ocean 我想自己跳在海洋

My car looked like it was a Lego explosion 我的车看起来就像是乐高爆炸

Why does life have to be so hard? 为什么生活要这么辛苦？

Don't laugh, next time it could be your car 不要笑，下一次也可能是你的车