I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight 我得到了我的鳄鱼皮靴我穿我的裤子紧实肌肤

I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night 我穿我的墨镜在半夜

And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight 而当我照镜子时我 - 了这样的景象真棒

It makes me wanna kneel down and pray 这让我想跪下来祈祷

   

I'm so adorable and charming I'm sure that you can see 我是如此可爱和迷人的我敢肯定，你可以看到

And everyone's always trying to hang around with me 每个人都总是试图挂在我身旁

They tell me I'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree 他们告诉我，我是最伟大的，它是很难不同意

'Cause I'm so perfect in every way 因为我在各方面都如此完美

   

And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it 我很可爱，我简直不能忍受

And I'm so handsome honey I could just die 而我那么帅亲爱的，我可以只死

I know you'll never be as wonderful as me but at least you can try 我知道你永远不会为妙如我，但至少你可以试试

   

'Cause I'm such a groovy guy 因为我这么酷的家伙

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 是啊，我是这么酷的家伙

I'm such a groovy guy 我是这么酷的家伙

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 是啊，我是这么酷的家伙

   

Baby are you in the mood for a little romance? 宝贝，你的心情一点点的浪漫？

Well for starters I can pour some chocolate pudding down your pants 那么对于初学者，我可以倒些巧克力布丁下来你的裤子

And then attach electrodes to your brain and watch you dance 然后附加电极，以你的大脑，看你跳舞

Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun? 哦，天哪那不是很有趣？

   

Oh and then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss 哦，然后我可能会决定把你绑起来用牙线

I'll make you wear a harness and I'll show you who's the boss 我会让你穿吊带，我会告诉你谁是老大

Of course if you refuse, well honey it's your loss 当然，如果你拒绝，那么亲爱的，这是你的损失

I mean, I don't do this with just anyone 我的意思是，我不只是任何人这样做

   

So baby, how can you say it's all over? 所以，宝贝，你怎么能说这一切都结束了吗？

So how can you tell me goodbye? 所以你怎么能告诉我再见了吗？

So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good 所以，现在你告诉我，你要离开我好

And all I wanna know is why? 和所有我想知道是什么原因？

I mean after all 我的意思是毕竟

   

I'm really such a groovy guy 我真的这么酷的家伙

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 是啊，我是这么酷的家伙

I'm such a groovy guy 我是这么酷的家伙

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 是啊，我是这么酷的家伙

I mean you could do worse! 我的意思是你可以做的更差！

   

I'm such a groovy guy 我是这么酷的家伙

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 是啊，我是这么酷的家伙

I'm such a groovy guy 我是这么酷的家伙

I'm such a groovy guy 我是这么酷的家伙

   

I'm such a groovy guy 我是这么酷的家伙

Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy 是啊，我是这么酷的家伙

I'm such a groovy guy 我是这么酷的家伙

I'm such a groovy guy 我是这么酷的家伙

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