[Narration] [旁白]

"Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who just “你好，伙计，这下一首歌是一个女孩的故事，谁只是

couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the nicest 能之间费勒斯不选择。一个是关于最好的

guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's kind of a 帅哥，你见过，而另一个，好吧，他是样的

dick. Let's listen in as these boys settle it the only way 迪克。让我们来听听在为这些孩子解决它的唯一途径

they know how; through singing. And a 1, and a 2... " 他们知道如何;通过唱歌。和一个1和2 ... “

   

Make a choice - will it be 做出选择 - 这将是

A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby 一个家伙谁真的，真的爱你，宝贝，宝贝

Or a guy like me? 或者像我这样的人吗？

   

I would comfort you when you're sad 我会安慰你，当你难过的时候

Well, I would just leave you crying 好吧，我只想让你哭

I would protect you if a lion attacked you 我会保护你，如果狮子攻击你

Not trying to fuck with no lion 不是想他妈的没有狮子

   

I would fight a man for your honor 我想打一个人在你的荣誉

I don't know no kung fu 我不知道有没有功夫

I'd carry you across a muddy field 我会带你穿过泥泞的战场

Bitch, these Jordans are new 母狗，这些都是乔丹新

   

Make a choice - will it be 做出选择 - 这将是

A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby 一个家伙谁真的，真的爱你，宝贝，宝贝

Or a guy like me? 或者像我这样的人吗？

   

I would read you romantic poetry 我会读你的浪漫诗意

I'll leave that shit on the shelf 我将离开这个狗屎在货架上

My love making would be sweet and tender 我做爱会是甜嫩

This thing ain't sucking itself, no 这件事情不是吸吮本身，没有

   

I would take you to the finest restaurants 我会带你到最美好的餐馆

Here's an old Baby Ruth 这里有一个大的婴儿露丝

I would tell you how pretty you look tonight 我会告诉你如何漂亮，今晚看

And I would tell you the truth 我会告诉你真相

   

Make a choice - will it be 做出选择 - 这将是

A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby 一个家伙谁真的，真的爱你，宝贝，宝贝

Or a guy like me? 或者像我这样的人吗？

   

But ba-by, baby 但BA- BY，婴儿

The choice is up to you 这个选择是由你

So pick me quickly 这么快就来接我

'Cause I've got shit to do “因为我有狗屎做

It's true dear, I do dear 这是真的，亲爱的，我亲爱的

I want you to be mine 我希望你是我的

But let's be clear here 但是，让我们清楚在这里

I'm still not fighting no lion... 我还是不打没有狮子...

   

[Narration]: [旁白] ：

"Let's see what happens next... “让我们看看接下来会发生什么......

   

Every day I'd say how much I love you 每一天，我会说我有多么爱你

... I would not ......我也不会

I'd surprise you with gifts and flowers 我会带着礼物和鲜花会让你大吃一惊

I'd spend your money on pot, yeah 我会花你的钱罐，耶

   

We would stay up all night just talking 我们会熬夜只是说

I'd fall asleep when I came 我睡着了，当我来到

I'd spell your name out with a thousand rose petals 我会拼出你的名字万千玫瑰花瓣

I don't remember your name! 我不记得你的名字！

   

Make a choice - will it be 做出选择 - 这将是

A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby 一个家伙谁真的，真的爱你，宝贝，宝贝

Or a guy like me? 或者像我这样的人吗？

   

Make a choice - will it be 做出选择 - 这将是

A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby 一个家伙谁真的，真的爱你，宝贝，宝贝

Or a guy like me? 或者像我这样的人吗？

   

[Narration]: [旁白] ：

"See? I told you he was kind of a dick." “看见了吗？我告诉过你他是怎样的一个家伙的。 ”