You filled the hole that pierced my soul. I promised I would find 你充满了扎了我的灵魂的孔。我答应我会找到

someone willing to take a run round pleasures of my mind. 有人愿意跑一轮的脑海乐趣。

Am I a perv? 'Cuz every nerve is craving for you touch. 我是一个PERV ？曲子的每一根神经是渴望你的抚摸。

You make me laugh, you're my better half 你让我笑，你是我的另一半

though you're not twice as much. 虽然你不是两倍。

   

350 pounds of love, you must have fell from up above 350磅的爱情，你必须从上述下跌

and killed the townspeople below. 打死低于城镇居民。

You had a crush and you let it show. 你有好感，你让它显示出来。

When I want to pleasure you I need an expedition crew. 当我想你的快乐，我需要一个探险队的船员。

With all those trips to KFC 与所有那些前往肯德基

you eat out more than me. 你吃了超过我。

   

We look just like the number 10 when you stand next to me. 我们看上去像数字10 ，当你站在我旁边。

Is it your stare that pulls me in, or just gravity? 这是你的眼神，在拉我，或者只是地心引力？

You mix mayonaise with you scotch, you're the perfect spouse. 你混mayonaise你苏格兰威士忌，你是完美的配偶。

Last week we went on a whale watch, 上周我们去了一个鲸鱼观赏，

the boat drove to you house. 船开到你家。

   

350 pounds of pain, when you exhale Al Gore goes insane. 350磅疼痛，当你呼气戈尔去疯狂。

Whenever we make-out I taste jam and sauerkraut. 每当我们做出出我品尝果酱和泡菜。

We went on a sailing trip, 我们进行了一次航海之旅，

you fell and floated beside the ship, 你爱上飘然船的旁边，

then the boat docked on your pants and said, 然后将船停靠在你的裤子，说：

"I claim this island in the name of France." “我要求在法国的名字这个岛上。 ”

   

That was a horrible French accent.. 这是一个可怕的法国口音..

   

Then you did what I feared, you disappeared. 然后，你做了什么，我害怕，你消失了。

You said there was something new. 你说，有一些新的东西。

Liposuction, breast reduction- 抽脂，丰胸还原 -

what came home wasn't you. 什么回家是不是你。

No, no, no, no, it wasn't you. 不，不，不，不，那不是你的。

   

It was 120 pounds of hate, and you said "I look great!" 这是120磅恨，而你说：“我看起来棒极了！ ”

And when the nurses removed the fat 并且当护士除去脂肪

they found the neighbors cat. 他们发现邻居的猫。

I just paused and said to her, 我刚停下来，对她说，

"I loved you just the way you were" “我爱你只是你的方式”

Then she smiled and, for my sake, she said, "Pass the cake." 然后，她微笑着，为了我的缘故，她说，“通过蛋糕”。

   

Pass the cake, 通过蛋糕，

pass the cake, 通过蛋糕，

pass the cake. 通过滤饼。