I need a Vegematic! 我需要一个Vegematic ！

I need a Pocket Fisherman! 我需要一个口袋渔夫！

I need a handy appliance 我需要一个方便的器具

That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! 这将争夺一个卵子，而它仍然是它的壳里面！

(Operators are standing by. （运营商正在待命。

How does that make you feel?) 如何让你有什么感觉？ ）

Help me. 帮我。

Mr. Popeil! Popeil先生！

   

I wanna shine some pennies! 我想照一些便士！

I wanna mend some leather! 我想补点皮！

I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder! 我想疯狂之胶我头上来了个大钢梁的底部！

(Please, no C.O.D.'s. （请没有货到付款的。

Don't miss out on this deal.) 不要错过这个交易。 ）

Ah, help me. 啊，帮帮我。

Mr. Popeil! Popeil先生！

   

Help me. 帮我。

Mr. Popeil! Popeil先生！

Mr. Popeil! Popeil先生！

Mr. Popeil! Popeil先生！

   

(Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.) （禾邻，禾邻。 Ohhhhhh 。 ）

It slices. It dices. 据片。这骰子。

Look at that tomato! 你看那个西红柿！

You could even cut a tin can with it, 你甚至可以减少锡可以用它，

But you wouldn't want to! 但你不会想！

   

Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble. Popeil先生，我就麻烦了。

Need your assistance on the double. 需要你的双重援助。

Oh no! Now how am I gonna make 哦，不！现在，我要怎么做

My old vinyl car top look like new? 我的老黑胶车顶看起来像新的一样？

Mr. Popeil! Popeil先生！

Tell me, what am I s'posed to do? 告诉我，我是什么sposed办？

   

Mr. Popeil! Popeil先生！

Mr. Popeil! Popeil先生！

   

(Now how much would you pay?) （现在多少钱你支付？ ）

But wait, there's more! 别急，还有更精彩的！

It's not sold in any store! 它不是在任何商店出售！

(Now how much would you pay?) （现在多少钱你支付？ ）

Don't answer yet, 不回答呢，

Just look what else you get! 只要看看还有什么你拿！

(Now how much would you pay?) （现在多少钱你支付？ ）

If you order today, 如果你今天订购，

You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray! 你会得到一个Ginsu刀和无烟烟灰缸！

(Now how much would you pay?) （现在多少钱你支付？ ）

Now how much would you pay? 现在，有多少你会买单？

Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil. Popeil先生， Popeil先生。

Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil. Popeil先生， Popeil先生。

Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil. Popeil先生， Popeil先生。

Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil. Popeil先生， Popeil先生。

   

Make me buy a Garden Weasel! 让我买一个花园黄鼠狼！

Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer! 让我买一个蒸笼！

Make me take advantage 让我趁

Of this amazing TV offer! ！这个惊人的电视报价

(Call our toll-free number, （拨打我们的免费电话号码，

We'll make you such a deal.) 我们一定会让您这样的交易。 ）

Aw, help me! 哦，帮帮我吧！

Mr. Popeil. I want it! Popeil先生。我要它！

(Mr. Popeil.) Well, I need it! （ Popeil先生。 ）好了，我需要它！

(Mr. Popeil.) I got to got to got to have it! （ Popeil先生）我得得得有吧！

Mr. Popeil! Popeil先生！

Mr. Popeil! Popeil先生！

Hey! 嘿！