I'm dancing on the White House lawn 我跳舞在白宫草坪

Sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn 在泰姬陵喝着茶在黎明

Hanging round the gardens of Babylon 吊轮巴比伦花园

Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up 米妮已经得到了这一切缝起来

She gets more fan mail than the Pope 她获得了更多粉丝的邮件比教皇

She takes the mickey out of all my phobias 她把米奇出我所有的恐惧症

Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumonia 如同签订的检查，以抵挡双侧肺炎

   

Life is a minestrone 生命是一个意大利蔬菜汤

Served up with parmesan cheese 担任了意大利干酪

Death is a cold Lasagne 死亡是一个寒冷的意大利千层面

Suspended in deep freeze 悬浮在冰柜

   

I'm leaning on the Tower of Pisa 我倚在比萨斜塔

Had an eyeful of the tower in France 有塔在法国的一个满眼

I'm hanging round the gardens of Madison 我挂轮麦迪逊花园

   

And the seat of learning 和学习的座位

And the flush of success 而成功的刷新

Relieves a constipated mind 缓解便秘à记

I'm like a gourmet in a skid row diner 我就像在一个贫民区的晚餐美食

A fitting menu for a dilettante 对于外行的嵌合菜单

   

Life is a minestrone 生命是一个意大利蔬菜汤

Served up with parmesan cheese 担任了意大利干酪

Death is a cold Lasagne 死亡是一个寒冷的意大利千层面

Suspended in deep freeze 悬浮在冰柜

Love is a fire of flaming brandy 爱是燃烧的白兰地火灾

Upon a crepe suzette 当绉纱叙泽特

Let's get this romance cooking, honey 让我们这段恋情烹饪，蜂蜜

But let us not forget 但我们不要忘记

   

Life is a minestrone 生命是一个意大利蔬菜汤

Served up with parmesan cheese 担任了意大利干酪

Death is a cold Lasagne 死亡是一个寒冷的意大利千层面

Suspended in deep freeze 悬浮在冰柜