Hello boys and girls I am the Doctor 你好男孩和女孩，我是医生

but not the kind that gives you medicine 但不是那种给你药

I've traveled throughout time and space 我在整个时间和空间旅行

just to please the human race 只是为了取悦人类

so let's not dilly dally, let's begin. 所以我们不要拖拖拉拉达利，让我们开始吧。

   

now this thing you see hear, it is my Tardis 现在这个事情你看到听到的，这是我的TARDIS

and with it we shall get this party started 有了它，我们会得到这个党开始

Time and Relative Dimension 时间和相对尺寸

in Space. It's quite an invention 在太空中。这是相当的发明

Some call it the Doctor's wife 有人称之为医生的妻子

excuse me while I slip inside... 原谅我，而我里面滑...

   

You know it's, 你知道它的，

bigger on the inside 更大的内部

It's bigger on the inside 这是更大的在里面

and once you've felt it inside 而一旦你里面觉得

I'm sure that you'll agree. 我相信你会同意。

It's bigger on the inside 这是更大的在里面

but don't take it from me 但不要从我这里把它

once you've felt it inside you will see. 一旦你觉得这里面，你会看到的。

   

An evil nemesis we call The Master 一个邪恶的克星，我们称之为主

baits me into all kinds of disaster 毒饵我到种种灾难

On Gallifrey or so I'm told 在Gallifrey的左右，有人告诉我

He gazed into a gaping hole 他凝视着大洞

and ever since he's been an awful bastard 从那时起，他一直一个可怕的混蛋

   

And then of course we've got the Cybermen 然后，当然，我们已经得到了Cybermen

I hope I never see those things again. 我希望我从来没有看到那些东西了。

Who knows what they're packing there 谁知道他们在包装有什么

in their silver underwear 在他们的内衣银

When you see them, you should vacate 当你看到他们，你应该让给

your ass they wish to 'simulate' 你的屁股，他们希望模拟

   

And you know it's... 你知道这是...

bigger on the inside 更大的内部

It's bigger on the inside 这是更大的在里面

and once you've felt it inside 而一旦你里面觉得

I'm sure that you'll agree. 我相信你会同意。

It's bigger on the inside 这是更大的在里面

but don't take it from me 但不要从我这里把它

once you've felt it inside you will see. 一旦你觉得这里面，你会看到的。

   

And pray you never see a weeping angels 祈祷你永远不会看到一个哭泣的天使

cause though it seems like they are made of stone 导致虽然它看起来像他们是石头做的

they're quantum locked and in a wink 他们是量子锁定在了一个眼色

if you should turn your head or blink 如果你应该把你的头或闪烁

they'll get to you and chill you to the bone.... er 他们会得到你和你放松到骨头....呃

   

Those moving buckets there, they are the Daleks 那些动人的水桶在那里，他们是的Daleks

they whine so much you'd swear that they have colic 他们抱怨这么多，你会发誓，他们有绞痛

it's DESTROY and EXTERMINATE 它的destroy和消灭

I think I know why they're irate 我想我知道他们为什么愤怒

If they make it to the second floor 如果他们让到二楼

I'll show then what that plunger's for! 我会告诉那什么是活塞的对！

   

And you know it's... 你知道这是...

bigger on the inside 更大的内部

It's bigger on the inside 这是更大的在里面

and once you've felt it inside 而一旦你里面觉得

I'm sure that you'll agree. 我相信你会同意。

It's bigger on the inside 这是更大的在里面

but don't take it from me 但不要从我这里把它

once you've felt it inside you will see. 一旦你觉得这里面，你会看到的。

   

They're asking, "Dr. Who?" 他们问：“谁博士？ ”

What they should ask is "HOW?" 他们应该问的是“怎么样？ ”

I am so very well endowed 我那么好赋

I must admit, it's rather long 我必须承认，这是相当长的

If you think I mean my scarf you're wrong! 如果你觉得我的意思是我的围巾，你错了！

   

you bloody pervs I meant this song! 你这该死的pervs我的意思是这首歌！

   

So if you think you'd like a sonic screw 所以，如果你觉得你想声波螺丝

driver like I'm holding in my hand. 像我驾驶我捧在手上。

you will have to let me in 你必须让我在

don't worry child it's not a sin 不要担心孩子是不是一种罪过

Hold on to my temporal drive 坚持自己的时空驱动器

I'll take you for an epic ride! 我带你去一个史诗般的感觉！

   

And you know it's... 你知道这是...

bigger on the inside 更大的内部

It's bigger on the inside 这是更大的在里面

and once you've felt it inside 而一旦你里面觉得

I'm sure that you'll agree. 我相信你会同意。

It's bigger on the inside 这是更大的在里面

but don't take it from me 但不要从我这里把它

   

ask Amy Pond! 问艾米池塘！

once you've felt it inside you will see. 一旦你觉得这里面，你会看到的。